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A comedian is getting ready to do a set at a Portland nightclub. One of the club staff walks up to him and says "See those hot women over there? I got them into your set. It takes a woman like me to get them in."

Problem is, the club staffer has a five o'clock shadow. So the comedian asks "But you're a guy though, right?" And the club staffer is taken aback with offense. "Hey fuck you, how dare you misgender me, I'm a woman!"

The comedian apologizes profusely. "I made a mistake. I can clearly see that you're a woman now. Because you're furious at me and I have no idea why."

Courtesy of Sam Morril.
 

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