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A little something to get you guys in the holiday spirit

Redpill Robert

Redpill Robert

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Robert the neckbeard loser
Had a very tiny cock
And if a femoid saw it
She would surely point and mock
All of the other neckbeards
Used to laugh and call him names
They wouldn't let poor Robert
Join in any online games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Elliot Rodger came to say
Robert with your dick so small, why don't you just kill them all
Robert brought a gun to college
Chads and Stacies tried to flee
Robert the red-pilled Alpha
You'll go down in history

Replace "Robert" with your name if you wish. And post your own incel Christmas Carols if you have them
 
LMFAO. Awesome.
 
It's to the tune of Rudolph the Red nose Reindeer if you couldn't tell
 
Awesome, but it should be "fucking" instead of "foggy"
 
On the first day of Christmas
the boards gave to me:
An OP posting faggotry!

On the second day of Christmas
the boards gave to me:
Two Gay Betas
And an OP posting faggotry

On the third day of Christmas
the boards gave to me:
Three Crap-filled threads
Two Gay Betas
And an OP posting faggotry

On the fourth day of Christmas
the boards gave to me:
Four 4chan hoaxes
Three Crap-filled threads
Two Gay Betas
And an OP posting faggotry

On the Fifth day of Christmas
the boards gave to me:
Five Epic Pictures
Four 4chan hoaxes
Three Crap-filled threads
Two Gay Betas
And an OP posting faggotry

On the Sixth day of Christmas
the boards gave to me:
Six Posters Banned
Five Epic Pictures
Four 4chan hoaxes
Three Crap-filled threads
Two Gay Betas
And an OP posting faggotry

On the Seventh day of Christmas
the boards gave to me:
Seven Fags a Lying
Six Posters Banned
Five Epic Pictures
Four 4chan hoaxes
Three Crap-filled threads
Two Gay Betas
And an OP posting faggotry

On the Eight day of Christmas
the boards gave to me:
Eight Bitches Whining
Seven Fags a Lying
Six Posters Banned
Five Epic Pictures
Four 4chan hoaxes
Three Crap-filled threads
Two Gay Betas
And an OP posting faggotry

On the Ninth day of Christmas
the boards gave to me:
Nine 9gaggers gagging
Eight Bitches Whining
Seven Fags a Lying
Six Posters Banned
Five Epic Pictures
Four 4chan hoaxes
Three Crap-filled threads
Two Gay Betas
And an OP posting faggotry

On the tenth day of Christmas
the boards gave to me:
Ten Hentai Pictures
Nine 9gaggers gagging
Eight Bitches Whining
Seven Fags a Lying
Six Posters Banned
Five Epic Pictures
Four 4chan hoaxes
Three Crap-filled threads
Two Gay Betas
And an OP posting faggotry

On the eleventh day of Christmas
the boards gave to me:
Eleven Faggots Posting
Ten Hentai Pictures
Nine 9gaggers gagging
Eight Bitches Whining
Seven Fags a Lying
Six Posters Banned
Five Epic Pictures
Four 4chan hoaxes
Three Crap-filled threads
Two Gay Betas
And an OP posting faggotry

On the twelfth day of Christmas
the boards gave to me:
Twelve Grammar Nazis
Eleven Faggots Posting
Ten Hentai Pictures
Nine 9gaggers gagging
Eight Bitches Whining
Seven Fags a Lying
Six Posters Banned
Five Epic Pictures
Four 4chan hoaxes
Three Crap-filled threads
Two Gay Betas
And an OP posting faggotry
 
Redpill Robert said:
On the first day of Christmas
the boards gave to me:
An OP posting faggotry!

On the second day of Christmas
the boards gave to me:
Two Gay Betas
And an OP posting faggotry

On the third day of Christmas
the boards gave to me:
Three Crap-filled threads
Two Gay Betas
And an OP posting faggotry

On the fourth day of Christmas
the boards gave to me:
Four 4chan hoaxes
Three Crap-filled threads
Two Gay Betas
And an OP posting faggotry

On the Fifth day of Christmas
the boards gave to me:
Five Epic Pictures
Four 4chan hoaxes
Three Crap-filled threads
Two Gay Betas
And an OP posting faggotry

On the Sixth day of Christmas
the boards gave to me:
Six Posters Banned
Five Epic Pictures
Four 4chan hoaxes
Three Crap-filled threads
Two Gay Betas
And an OP posting faggotry

On the Seventh day of Christmas
the boards gave to me:
Seven Fags a Lying
Six Posters Banned
Five Epic Pictures
Four 4chan hoaxes
Three Crap-filled threads
Two Gay Betas
And an OP posting faggotry

On the Eight day of Christmas
the boards gave to me:
Eight Bitches Whining
Seven Fags a Lying
Six Posters Banned
Five Epic Pictures
Four 4chan hoaxes
Three Crap-filled threads
Two Gay Betas
And an OP posting faggotry

On the Ninth day of Christmas
the boards gave to me:
Nine 9gaggers gagging
Eight Bitches Whining
Seven Fags a Lying
Six Posters Banned
Five Epic Pictures
Four 4chan hoaxes
Three Crap-filled threads
Two Gay Betas
And an OP posting faggotry

On the tenth day of Christmas
the boards gave to me:
Ten Hentai Pictures
Nine 9gaggers gagging
Eight Bitches Whining
Seven Fags a Lying
Six Posters Banned
Five Epic Pictures
Four 4chan hoaxes
Three Crap-filled threads
Two Gay Betas
And an OP posting faggotry

On the eleventh day of Christmas
the boards gave to me:
Eleven Faggots Posting
Ten Hentai Pictures
Nine 9gaggers gagging
Eight Bitches Whining
Seven Fags a Lying
Six Posters Banned
Five Epic Pictures
Four 4chan hoaxes
Three Crap-filled threads
Two Gay Betas
And an OP posting faggotry

On the twelfth day of  Christmas
the boards gave to me:
Twelve Grammar Nazis
Eleven Faggots Posting
Ten Hentai Pictures
Nine 9gaggers gagging
Eight Bitches Whining
Seven Fags a Lying
Six Posters Banned
Five Epic Pictures
Four 4chan hoaxes
Three Crap-filled threads
Two Gay Betas
And an OP posting faggotry

this
 
Redpill Robert said:
Robert the neckbeard loser
Had a very tiny cock
And if a femoid saw it
She would surely point and mock
All of the other neckbeards
Used to laugh and call him names
They wouldn't let poor Robert
Join in any online games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Elliot Rodger came to say
Robert with your dick so small, why don't you just kill them all
Robert brought a gun to college
Chads and Stacies tried to flee
Robert the red-pilled Alpha
You'll go down in history

Replace "Robert" with your name if you wish. And post your own incel Christmas Carols if you have them

I was thinking about making this thread earlier lmao
 
Oh what fun it is to shame the slut with open legs..

Been trying to redo "Jingle Bells" but that's all I've got so far.
 

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