A little sad interaction in uni

[SEAtruecel]

TL;DR FOR IQCELS: CEL EXPERIENCES EARLY UNI PHASE

I thought I had it bad during highschool, who couldve guessed that it was all just a warmup A month into university I actually managed to get a few friends by jestermaxxing, shit was painful but it worked perfectly. One afternoon a couple of my friends started sharing about their past relationships, I thought to myself hey fake it till you make it, so I tried to lump myself in with them and make them think as if their stories were also relatable to me (LOL) I guess my cel aura was too strong that one of them tried to change the topic but whatever. Then just yesterday, one dude shared about his "failed" relationship, where the only problem was the girl being muslim (wtf) I brushed it off at first, cause calling him out would mean kamikaze for my well built fake personality here. Afterwards he also shared some stories how this girl also accused someone of groping her thighs or ass or whatever so I couldnt help but comment on her behavior. I said sumshit like women are all evil and why would she do that and before I finished my semtence i got shot down with a "have you ever had a female friend??" It silenced me so bad tjat i think theyre starting to question about my real identity

 

[cripplecel]

Ok niggga

 

[Sir Silentium]

You called them out, yet they want to silence you. Stay away from them

 

[Fluffdaddy]

They could tell when we haven't experienced a female touch. Gotta be careful around them.

 

[VλREN]

Ok niggga

 

[SEAtruecel]

You called them out, yet they want to silence you. Stay away from them

I'll try to, its a bit difficult since most of us live in one dormitory

 

[SEAtruecel]

They could tell when we haven't experienced a female touch. Gotta be careful around them.

I swear I felt like I had perfected the speech pattern of a sexhaver lol turns out you cant mask your hatred towards toilets

 

[romanstock]

Men who don't shit on women are always the fakest friends. They immediately expose that they care more about slithering around/circumnavigating social ladders rather than speaking the truth, thus they'll push you off that ladder if it means they can climb a rung higher.

 

[Sir Silentium]

I'll try to, its a bit difficult since most of us live in one dormitory

Brutal, don't try and get on their bad side then

 

[RottingMentalIago]

Why even bother being friends with normies?


Shit on the floor in the communal living area until they move out and you have the whole dormitory as your castle.

 

[incelite88]

There is nothing more painful than having to pretend you're someone else around your colleagues and hear all their life experiences you never had and never will.

 

[ogercel]

I said sumshit like women are all evil

never ever hold women accountable in front of normies

 

[UglyDumbass]

You called them out, yet they want to silence you. Stay away from them

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

Shit on the floor in the communal living area until they move out and you have the whole dormitory as your castle.

then get evicted to the streets. Brilliant!

 

[SEAtruecel]

Why even bother being friends with normies?

Southeast asians are a minority here, and the ones I've talked to are all bluepilled normgroids. Also my mandarin is abysmal so I can't converse with locals fml

 

[mariomariuss]

You called them out, yet they want to silence you. Stay away from them

 

[SEAtruecel]

There is nothing more painful than having to pretend you're someone else around your colleagues and hear all their life experiences you never had and never will.

trvke. Every single experience that they shared; group pictures after graduation, having dates, having a girl lean her head on your shoulder, getting mixed signals, drama in a friendgroup, being in a friendgroup that hates only one person, catching feelings for a female friend..

the thing that happened after got even worse actually. One of us decided to use this app to check how others named your contact. Most got funny names. A lot even, I'd say over 50. One dude had someone name him cutesy shit so everyone was doing normie interjections (tounge clicks, whistles, ooohs and aaahs. I also emulated their behaviour) After some laughter I also decided to download the app (why the fuck did i do this). Opened the app, signed in n stuff, clicked it.
6 names. I immediately uninstalled it. As i expected no one asked me to show them mine so I was a bit relieved

 

[TimeMachineOrLDAR]

friends

cage

 

[Mr.Breb]

There is nothing more painful than having to pretend you're someone else around your colleagues and hear all their life experiences you never had and never will.

Torture

I actually managed to get a few friends by jestermaxxin

Don't have friends. It's what I do, I just sit alone. And if there's a group project, don't do it or get assigned with random people

 

[RottingMentalIago]

then get evicted to the streets. Brilliant!

Yes. Still based though. If he’s in a homeless shelter he can just ascend with some food who’s passed out on drugs. Homelessness is based.