Well, the jig is up. You've had 20+ years to get your act together, and now everything you whores have been doing for the past 5-odd years have come back to bite you in the ass in the worst way possible.
Do I feel sorry for you? No, not at all. Did you feel sorry for my 15, 16, 17, and 18-year-old self whose only companion during those dark years was his PS4, while you sluts got to party it up and fuck young Chads? No, you didn't, so why should I feel any sympathy when you dumbshits get your pretty little princess powers taken away?
You've had your fun, your years of being the "cool people" while I had to rot in darkness.
I almost didn't want to vote this year, until I reflected on the suffering I've endured since 14.
Knowing that pain, the decision quickly became easy.
And also, when abortion is outlawed nationwide, (which, by the way, is gonna be sooner than you realize) those coat hangers are gonna make you suffer.