A housefly is 19,000 times more athletic than LeBron James. And can reproduce 1000 times more.

[Norville Wood]

Sports fans. You're wasting your time. A donut ball player can jump about two feet high.

Contrast that to a fly, whose wings beat 200 times a second, hurling itself through the air, landing upside down on the ceiling, and then WALKING AROUND upside down.

 

[failednormie_]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEYY2jEggIE&ab_channel=KylerFriol

 

[Norville Wood]

Lol, you basket of deplorables
LeBron has spawned 3 kids.

A filthy disgusting ugly ass incels housefly can EAT SHIT. And then spawn a thousand flies, even though the fly itself only lives six days.

 

[AsiaCel]

Flies are laughably op for what they are

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Sports fans. You're wasting your time. A donut ball player can jump about two feet high.

Contrast that to a fly, whose wings beat 200 times a second, hurling itself through the air, landing upside down on the ceiling, and then WALKING AROUND upside down.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Mark but this fly, and mark in this,
How little John Donne's Lebron's penis is

 

[Norville Wood]

That fly experiences more pleasure than I ever will in 80 years.

The flies dick is only .0000006.

But Chad only.

 

[Fifita]

Flies live 40 - 50 days and mate while i get nothing