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Serious A guide to life for females

calimero

calimero

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Elementary school
Passing school: invest 50% of effort as boys
Emotion regulation: blame boys for everything (boys are gross, dumb, etc.)
Making friends: just smile, girls seldomly ostracize each other

Highschool:
Getting a relationship: wait for a boy to approach you and simply react with "yes" answers when he is acceptable
Making friends: install a messaging app, girl groups will ask you to be in their group and invite each other to hang out.
Passing school: spend a little bit of effort, but definitly not in your free time. Pass due to favoritism and girl book learning genetics. Ask practical things to guys and ask help everytime you don't understand something, no need to be self-reliant. Complain a lot about the pain of studying.
Emotion regulation: blame bf for everything, use projection. You might have "depression" but you will grow over it.

If you made it this far, congratulations, the hardest part of your life is over.

College/university
During week: go to lectures, talk 90% of the time about going out adventures, ask help to classmates when you don't understand anything, copy their work, leech of guys in group projects and get higher grades. Don't work in free time because this is extremely insulting due to your growing narcissism.
Weekend: go out with a group of girls so you have no anxiety, watch guys approach you and buy things for you. Make fun of guys, reject guys. Pick an acceptable guy to have sex with when you feel horny. Just open your messaging app and pick one of the contacts on your screen that always message you (no scrolling required!).
Free time: join lots of social activies because girls don't have social anxiety due to almost never have been rejected. Post about it on social media and get tons of likes. Feel like a real hard working fulfilled and individualized adult. Can't fail, you basically only have to talk.
Emotion regulation: blame othere, guys, bf, lecturers. You essentially have free reign at this age. You can accuse people of stalking, of harrasment, you can call the police, the faculty, an army of simps, etc. when someone offends you. Use all the primitive defense mechanism you are already very familiar with like splitting, denying, projection, narcissistic anger, etc.

Rest of life
Work: 50% laughing with coworkers and mostly making fun of guys/husband, the rest is asking for help. The work you do can be demanding, but you have a very acute sense of how much you should get paid. You will not work overtime and rely on relaxing from your social life and holidays. The fact that you work will set you up with an inflated ego for the rest of your life.
Everything else: just get a bf/husband. Wait for a proposal, get married, have kids, let him work and plan holidays. Use the same emotion regulation from college on him. No need to mature yourself. If you want to LARP for drama you can do therapy, have a mid-life crisis, join art and yoga classes, etc. Higher educated women can write books about their "experience", other women and simps will love it and respect them

This is about an average take on a female's life. The guy's equivalent is a horror novel, especially for incels
 
you're giving them too much credit, they can go afk and still farm "life" points
 

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