1. Have sex with at least 25 guys before marrying (https://babe.net/2017/12/26/you-should-sleep-with-at-least-25-guys-before-settling-down-and-ill-tell-you-exactly-why-26107). It is common knowledge that it is impossible for a girl to know what she wants in a man until she has fucked a minimum of 25 guys. Anything lower than that will not suffice, but feel free to aim higher! And, ladies, I know how confusing men are! Because guys are hard to read, it is important to become well-versed in guy-speak. The more guys you let run through you, the better you'll understand your future husband! There's nothing a man wants more than understanding, so a notch count of 25+ should be the perfect gift for your future hubby. 
2. Get divorced at least once in your lifetime (https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/09/starter-marriage_n_777375.html). Again, guys are confusing. But let's be clear, gals, we ladies confuse ourselves a great deal, too! Nothing will prepare you to appreciate a good marriage like leaving one that's already stable in the first place. How are you supposed to appreciate what you have until you get rid of it? Until you've been through a divorce, you'll never be able to fully appreciate your mans! Plus, this is a deviant little way to get back at the patriarch culture that forces you into marriages in the first place.
3. Become a lesbian for at least 12 months of your life (http://www.rebelcircus.com/blog/reasons-women-try-lesbian/). Life is like going to a big buffet where there's more food than you can handle. Fortunately, this buffet lasts 80 years! That's plenty of time to try everything. Men are generally boring and gross, so why not give your fellow ladies a shot? Again, it's hard to know what you want until you've experienced everything, and that includes having a gal-pal. :heh:
4. Cheat on at least one of your boyfriends (https://shesaid.com/9-reasons-why-cuckolding-is-the-ultimate-way-to-reignite-your-sex-life/). Bored with your bf? Bored with the sex? What better way to spice it up than to cheat on him! Back when I was bored with my 27th boyfriend, Jerry, I told him I wanted to try cuckolding. He agreed reluctantly, and on I went. Getting fucked by other men while forcing my boyfriend to watch was one of the exhilarating experiences of my life! Jerry and I may not still be together, but that's besides the point :zzz:
5. Try a threesome at least once in your lifetime, preferably more (https://www.dailystar.co.uk/love-sex/474043/Threesomes-sex-orgies-group-sex-women-love). Having as many threesomes as possible before marriage is a great way to ensure that you and your future hubby will appreciate each other and share a good sex life. Everyone knows that chaste girls are boring in bed. It's always the ones who have done orgies who are the most fun!. Just like a notch count of 25+, there are few things men will appreciate more than a gal who's done group sex
Once you've fucked 25 guys, divorced once, gone lesbian, cheated on a boyfriend, and done group sex, congratulations, you officially have enough experience to find yourself!
2. Get divorced at least once in your lifetime (https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/09/starter-marriage_n_777375.html). Again, guys are confusing. But let's be clear, gals, we ladies confuse ourselves a great deal, too! Nothing will prepare you to appreciate a good marriage like leaving one that's already stable in the first place. How are you supposed to appreciate what you have until you get rid of it? Until you've been through a divorce, you'll never be able to fully appreciate your mans! Plus, this is a deviant little way to get back at the patriarch culture that forces you into marriages in the first place.
3. Become a lesbian for at least 12 months of your life (http://www.rebelcircus.com/blog/reasons-women-try-lesbian/). Life is like going to a big buffet where there's more food than you can handle. Fortunately, this buffet lasts 80 years! That's plenty of time to try everything. Men are generally boring and gross, so why not give your fellow ladies a shot? Again, it's hard to know what you want until you've experienced everything, and that includes having a gal-pal. :heh:
4. Cheat on at least one of your boyfriends (https://shesaid.com/9-reasons-why-cuckolding-is-the-ultimate-way-to-reignite-your-sex-life/). Bored with your bf? Bored with the sex? What better way to spice it up than to cheat on him! Back when I was bored with my 27th boyfriend, Jerry, I told him I wanted to try cuckolding. He agreed reluctantly, and on I went. Getting fucked by other men while forcing my boyfriend to watch was one of the exhilarating experiences of my life! Jerry and I may not still be together, but that's besides the point :zzz:
5. Try a threesome at least once in your lifetime, preferably more (https://www.dailystar.co.uk/love-sex/474043/Threesomes-sex-orgies-group-sex-women-love). Having as many threesomes as possible before marriage is a great way to ensure that you and your future hubby will appreciate each other and share a good sex life. Everyone knows that chaste girls are boring in bed. It's always the ones who have done orgies who are the most fun!. Just like a notch count of 25+, there are few things men will appreciate more than a gal who's done group sex
Once you've fucked 25 guys, divorced once, gone lesbian, cheated on a boyfriend, and done group sex, congratulations, you officially have enough experience to find yourself!
