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A dream I had about jsanza29 a few years ago. (with FACEandLMS cameo)

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A few years ago I made a half-assed attempt to have a lucid dream. One of the things I read that helped was keeping a dream journal. I only did it for a short period of time because I'm either lazy as fuck in the morning (non-work day) or dreading the long day of work that's ahead of me and reluctantly getting ready for it.

One of the most interesting dreams I had featured jsanza29 and misclegend and faceandlms had brief cameos.

Here's how it went

>I'm at a friend's house that I haven't been to in real life since like 2005.
>It's late at night and we're in the living room and I'm flipping through the channels
>See jsanza
>He's on what appears to be a Korean plastic surgery show
>jsanza is talking to female host
>can't remember any dialogue but I remember him towering over her
>he goes to get surgery
>its time for the big reveal
>smoke covers stage
>post surgery jsanza rises from a platform that was under the stage or something
>looks absolutely NOTHING like jsanza but it's "him"
>Basically imagine a 6'3 Cloud Strife with his hair down instead of spiked. Still blonde like cloud's. And he's wearing a a red and blue outfit with a bunch of straps and belts that looks like it belongs on a jrpg character.
>The surgeon is explaining the surgery but I cant remember what he said
>screen shows a diagram of a skull being broken into like 20 different pieces with the implication that it was the procedure jsanza29 got
>camera zooms in on someone in the audience
>It's misclegend
>He's got a cheesy smile on his face and he's clapping delightfully
>Camera suddenly cuts to @FACEandLMS who was apparently also in the audience
>His face is expressionless and he's just nodding. Looks exactly like he does in one of the pics I've seen of him
>Host and jsanza are talking, can't remember what they were saying
>jsanza29 starts speaking "japanese" (which I'm sure was just japanese sounding gibberish that my subconscious mind was generating)
>ends with him saying "PI-YU-AY-HAETO-ZE!!!"
>wake up
>disappointed this didn't actually happen
 
> And then ER bust in and emptied a mag on everyone.
 
I would legit be happy to see Jsanza get a whole facial reconstruction.
 
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nausea said:
Jsanza is a guy who posted his pics on r/amiugly, when everyone called him ugly, he made a video where he vents and rants like a mad man. He got popular and became an user on PUAhate.
 
ahhhh thx I know him thx
 

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