Chad wakes up from his deep peaceful rest. Checks his phone to see how many matches he got last night. His phone starts buzzing from all the incoming text messages he received from the local Stacey's
chad: fuck that bitch is annoying time to cut her from my starting five
His phone Rings
Chad: hellow
Human resources: hi teh teh is this Chad
Chad: correct
H.r.: you've been promoted to partner at the firm
Chad: cool so I'll be making 250k a year instead of 150k right
Hr: that's right teh teh
Later that day, Chad quaffs his thick jet black hair in the mirror, his blue eyes shimmer
Chad: looking good bud, Stacey should be here any minute
The door bell rings. Chad opens the door. Stacey is naked only wearing a trench coat
Stacey: hi daddy I'm not wearing any panties teh teh
Chad whips out his ten inch shlonge dong. Stacey chokes on his flesh cyclops like a possessed demon.
Later that evening
Stacey: can I give you a back massage daddy teh teh
Chad: sure can we have a threesome with your sister next time
Stacey: OK daddy teh teh
Chad lives in god mode. Chad repeats this every day of his life.
chad: fuck that bitch is annoying time to cut her from my starting five
His phone Rings
Chad: hellow
Human resources: hi teh teh is this Chad
Chad: correct
H.r.: you've been promoted to partner at the firm
Chad: cool so I'll be making 250k a year instead of 150k right
Hr: that's right teh teh
Later that day, Chad quaffs his thick jet black hair in the mirror, his blue eyes shimmer
Chad: looking good bud, Stacey should be here any minute
The door bell rings. Chad opens the door. Stacey is naked only wearing a trench coat
Stacey: hi daddy I'm not wearing any panties teh teh
Chad whips out his ten inch shlonge dong. Stacey chokes on his flesh cyclops like a possessed demon.
Later that evening
Stacey: can I give you a back massage daddy teh teh
Chad: sure can we have a threesome with your sister next time
Stacey: OK daddy teh teh
Chad lives in god mode. Chad repeats this every day of his life.
