7:00 AM: Wake up, check your phone. You got snapchats from several girls, with a few nudes here or there
7:30: Eat your breakfast. Even though it's just a bowl of cereal, you take a picture of it and post in on IG. You instantly get likes and comments.
8:00: Ride the bus to T.H. Undercock HS. Talk to the cute blonde you've known since elementary. You've said and done things to her that would get you expelled if you looked like Weinstein, but you know she won't tell, because she worships your ass.
8:10: Go to homeroom. All the girls in the class instantly stare at you like God himself walked in the room. Go chat it up with the hot Stacy you met in freshman year. Yeah, you dumped her when she found out you were fucking the cheerleading squad behind your back, but second chances, right? Well, maybe for a man as handsome as you!
8:30: Head to first period. Bump into some incel by accident and then slam him against the wall. Numerous students and a teacher see, but they assume the guy deserved it because he's an ugly bastard.
9:50: Go to second period. The teacher is a 9/10 bombshell fresh out of college. Because of this, you get good grades and a confirmed recommendation when it's time to apply to your party school of choice. Check your SC and send snaps to some of the stacies.
11:10: Go to the cafeteria for lunch. But then you remember that you have a history test next period, so you go the library where some of the braincels are studying. Say that you'll let them come to your friend Brad' party tonight and that you'll hook them up with Stacy if they give him the answers, They oblige since they're desperate as shit and don't want Chad's buddies on the basketball team to think of them worse then they already do. Go eat your lunch.
11:50: Test time! Because of the studycels' help, you get another passing grade. Finish quick and send some more snaps to the Stacies.
1:10: Last period. You lucked out this year, you got another hot teacher! She's clearly attracted to you, and you plan on banging her for a good grade if you ever start to fail the class. Otherwise it's a boring period.
2:30: Class is over. Go to basketball practice. Some 5'5 midget is on the team and you spend much of your time making fun of him with your friends. He's actually a decent player yet the coach doesn't let him start because he's short.
4:30: Go home and relax. Eat dinner and get ready for the big party tonight.
8:00: Go to Brad's house for the party. All the Chads and Stacies are there, along with many other girls. Drink your ass off and let some of the girls suck your dick in the bathroom. Then the studycels crash the place(can't forget them, right?). You're so pissed that he gets his friends to gang up on them. All the girls are calling for blood but you just push them to the ground and tell them to get the fuck out. They run, and the girls are glad that those creepy rapists are gone.
11:00: Go home. Check SC and see that your near-lynching of the braincels has gone viral among your social circle. Everyone laughs at the ugly incels who just wanted to go to a party.
11:30: Got to bed. Hope that those incels are suspended by the time you get back to school the next day. Why don't they just get a better personality?
7:30: Eat your breakfast. Even though it's just a bowl of cereal, you take a picture of it and post in on IG. You instantly get likes and comments.
8:00: Ride the bus to T.H. Undercock HS. Talk to the cute blonde you've known since elementary. You've said and done things to her that would get you expelled if you looked like Weinstein, but you know she won't tell, because she worships your ass.
8:10: Go to homeroom. All the girls in the class instantly stare at you like God himself walked in the room. Go chat it up with the hot Stacy you met in freshman year. Yeah, you dumped her when she found out you were fucking the cheerleading squad behind your back, but second chances, right? Well, maybe for a man as handsome as you!
8:30: Head to first period. Bump into some incel by accident and then slam him against the wall. Numerous students and a teacher see, but they assume the guy deserved it because he's an ugly bastard.
9:50: Go to second period. The teacher is a 9/10 bombshell fresh out of college. Because of this, you get good grades and a confirmed recommendation when it's time to apply to your party school of choice. Check your SC and send snaps to some of the stacies.
11:10: Go to the cafeteria for lunch. But then you remember that you have a history test next period, so you go the library where some of the braincels are studying. Say that you'll let them come to your friend Brad' party tonight and that you'll hook them up with Stacy if they give him the answers, They oblige since they're desperate as shit and don't want Chad's buddies on the basketball team to think of them worse then they already do. Go eat your lunch.
11:50: Test time! Because of the studycels' help, you get another passing grade. Finish quick and send some more snaps to the Stacies.
1:10: Last period. You lucked out this year, you got another hot teacher! She's clearly attracted to you, and you plan on banging her for a good grade if you ever start to fail the class. Otherwise it's a boring period.
2:30: Class is over. Go to basketball practice. Some 5'5 midget is on the team and you spend much of your time making fun of him with your friends. He's actually a decent player yet the coach doesn't let him start because he's short.
4:30: Go home and relax. Eat dinner and get ready for the big party tonight.
8:00: Go to Brad's house for the party. All the Chads and Stacies are there, along with many other girls. Drink your ass off and let some of the girls suck your dick in the bathroom. Then the studycels crash the place(can't forget them, right?). You're so pissed that he gets his friends to gang up on them. All the girls are calling for blood but you just push them to the ground and tell them to get the fuck out. They run, and the girls are glad that those creepy rapists are gone.
11:00: Go home. Check SC and see that your near-lynching of the braincels has gone viral among your social circle. Everyone laughs at the ugly incels who just wanted to go to a party.
11:30: Got to bed. Hope that those incels are suspended by the time you get back to school the next day. Why don't they just get a better personality?
