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A damn rat stole a orange off my tree!

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So I'm sitting by my fire, looking at my orange trees...

And i noticed a missing orange! There was two and now there's one!

I looked on the ground near my trees and nothing.

Earlier this year the rats cut down and hauled off my orange clones...

Somehow they got past the cats and are now harvest my food!

See pictograph...

1Orange


I was planning to eat them at xmess. Dec 25. But I guess I have to harvest it sooner.


Oranges take a long time to make! 6-9 months!
Damned rats!
 
over for Orangemaxxers:feelsrope:
 
Sorry that was me, I needed the vitamin C
 
My dad does the same lmao. Mf be growing lemons, oranges and raspberries in the garden :feelskek:
 
My dad does the same lmao. Mf be growing lemons, oranges and raspberries in the garden :feelskek:
My lemon tree don't do shit for 5+ years so I gave it away... Too thorny.

My raspberries never did anything but make leaves... I guess that's OK because they say it makes a good tea.

I also grow dandelions!
 
My lemon tree don't do shit for 5+ years so I gave it away... Too thorny.

My raspberries never did anything but make leaves... I guess that's OK because they say it makes a good tea.

I also grow dandelions!
The raspberries he grows in the garden actually taste better than when we buy em from the ssupermarket
 
So I'm sitting by my fire, looking at my orange trees...

And i noticed a missing orange! There was two and now there's one!

I looked on the ground near my trees and nothing.

Earlier this year the rats cut down and hauled off my orange clones...

Somehow they got past the cats and are now harvest my food!

See pictograph...

View attachment 541919

I was planning to eat them at xmess. Dec 25. But I guess I have to harvest it sooner.


Oranges take a long time to make! 6-9 months!
Damned rats!
The Chad rat also ate several incel rats
 

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