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>be a 6'4 sterotypical jock
> grow up in california fucking prime surfer girls all through high school
> as you are the starting QB you are undoubtedly the most popular person in HS
> get free college scholarship and be starting QB at Michigan, again most popular high status person on campus
> fuck multiple 10/10 prime sorority girls a week
> get drafted and through fairytale story become starting QB for patriots
> immediately win 3 championships and become anointed as the greatest in history
> sign $100 million dollar contact
> marry most famous model in the world
> fast forward next decade
> can just retire at this point because you are already the best of all time
> but you decide to say fuck it and win THREE MORE CHAMPIONSHIPS in your 40's just to dab on the haters

You couldnt write this in a movie becuase it would be too unbelievable but this is the life story of Tom Brady. Chads living in a different universe :cryfeels:
 
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Maybe with enough showers and therapies, I can be Tom Brady too.
 
Maybe with enough showers and therapies, I can be Tom Brady too.
Maybe one day you will even win the lottery and suddenly have the personality to become him too :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
Over for elmocels
 
Why are you using meme arrows outside of 4chan?
 
In Brady’s defense… yes he had an insane amount of luck. He wouldn’t be 7-3 in championships if he landed on the Detroit lions instead of the patriots with the GOAT coach. The Bledsoe injury was a huge stroke of luck for him (over for bledsoecels). He could have easily lost a lot of his close superbowls if vinatieri missed the game winning field goals or if the failcons just ran the ball. He wouldn’t even be in the NFL if he had shit genetics or had worse injury luck (helps to be always playing behind a competent line). But I think Brady is an example of someone who had extraordinary success because of both insane luck and commitment and hard work. There are plenty of talented quarterbacks who were studs in college and could just party all day that got destroyed in the NFL. Johnny football, jamarcus russell, etc. I legit think touchdown Tom has autism because of how obsessed he works at football, how many hours he spends in the film room. but it’s true that with average luck his playoff career would have looked more like Peyton manning or Dan Marino. I think being the GOAT takes both luck and work
be starting QB at Michigan, again most popular high status person on campus
He actually shared the job with another QB who he had to compete with
 
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Anyone can be Tom Brady with a right attitude.

B8b
 
Tom is like the quintessential American Chad.
 
You browse 4cuck or that greentext subreddit?
 
Cope Chads just have better personalities
 
Life is RNG and can be considered a joke at this Point .

Nothing should be taken to serious at all .

Its not your fault your born the way your born and where your born .
 
The powerful influence that genetics has still get disregarded to this day by the masses.
 
>be a 6'4 sterotypical jock
> grow up in california fucking prime surfer girls all through high school
> as you are the starting QB you are undoubtedly the most popular person in HS
> get free college scholarship and be starting QB at Michigan, again most popular high status person on campus
> fuck multiple 10/10 prime sorority girls a week
> get drafted and through fairytale story become starting QB for patriots
> immediately win 3 championships and become anointed as the greatest in history
> sign $100 million dollar contact
> marry most famous model in the world
> fast forward next decade
> can just retire at this point because you are already the best of all time
> but you decide to say fuck it and win THREE MORE CHAMPIONSHIPS in your 40's just to dab on the haters

You couldnt write this in a movie becuase it would be too unbelievable but this is the life story of Tom Brady. Chads living in a different universe :cryfeels:
Lol that’s not chads life that is a NT pretty boy , Chad comes from poverty all he knows is dark cold lonely nights with no one
 

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