Story A bus, a girl, a potato, a legal case and this post

[Henry de Montherlant]

Today I was in the bus at night and was sitting on a siege near the articulation, from which I could observe most of the people directly or indirectly through the reflection on the glass. I'm a bit paranoid tbh.

A girl sat 5 meters from me on a siege that was facing mine on a diagonal line through the articulation to the other segment, making it possible for me to see her directly, and vice versa. I wouldn't say she was my exact looksmatch, nor that she was a Stacey, but she was definitely the type that I would call "my type" if I could.

I'm not the kind of guy who stares at girls, and I developed a really good peripheral vision through years of being an outcast and feeling queasy when there are people around. So I wasn't looking at her at first, but tbh my eyes were magnetised by hers, and they ended crossing her sight a few times (against my will). However, I was also looking a bit everywhere, pretending to be looking for my stop on the bus screens, reading the hour, listening to the people conversations near me, glancing at the phone of the guy next to me who was watching a movie etc. So, it was kinda hard to decipher my behavior.

The strangest part was she was also looking at me at some moments when I was not obviously looking back at her. And when I looked back at her at these precise moments, she sometimes looked elsewhere, sometimes not, and I was back at pretending doing something else.

This lasted until I left the bus. When we were approaching my stop, I stood and came in front of the back door. She stared at me during the entire time I was standing to leave, that lasted maybe 1 or 2 minutes.

I left the bus and came back to my cave.

Was this IOI of "hate sight" ? Will I be accused of rape ?

 

[Pariah]

Yikes! That is literally a textbook example of a microagression!

 

[Zesto]

This post gave me autism.

 

[Six]

Maybe she was checking you out, this could be your chance to ascend my brother.

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

Maybe she was checking you out, this could be your chance to ascend my brother.

As I said, I'm a paranoid retard. Feels bad man.

 

[spincel]

Maybe she was checking you out, this could be your chance to ascend my brother.

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

This post gave me autism.

I fear to be diagnosed because I already know the result. jfl

 

[Newbie17]

She stared at me during the entire time I was standing to leave, that lasted maybe 1 or 2 minutes.

She was flirting with you, you could’ve ascended tbh, you should’ve taken her to the closest toilet and then profit?

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

She was flirting with you, you could’ve ascended tbh, you should’ve taken her to the closest toilet and then profit?

The first problem is that there's no toilet in the bus. The second is I'm a retard anyway. I coudn't have found anything to say to her except the fact that in fact she looks like she looks and it's more than very ok to look like this.

No seriously, I hate my brain right now.

 

[Newbie17]

except the fact that in fact she looks like she looks and it's more than very ok to look like this.

"more than very ok" loled thx

 

[Deleted member 1060]

You have missed a great opportunity. This was a good moment for pulling off so called "public transport pick up game". The procedure is not very complicated:

1. Jump and hold on to the railing on the bus, and take chin ups (2 set 5 reps), because time is short.
2. Then release the railing and jump on the floor laterally and start taking pushups, (2 set 5 reps), then jump stand up.
3. Then show some brazilian jujitsu katas by making vocal sounds like "huh!!", "hah!!" and "yaa!!".
4. At this point, you have already established your physical dominance, now you need to show you are a real alpha male.
5. Grab some kid or old man by his collar and punch him (2 set 5 reps), again time is short.
6. Now you need to show you have an "artistic" side.
7. Start singing a song and start playing an air guitar while making the riff/power chord sound using your vocal chord. You can also accompany your song with some cool dance moves.

If you can successfully complete the above 7 steps, there is no way she can ignore you after that. She is yours, now take her to your place and shag. I learned all these strategies from /r/TheRedPIll and rooshv forums.

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

You have missed a great opportunity. This was a good moment for pulling off so called "public transport pick up game". The procedure is not very complicated:

1. Jump and hold on to the railing on the bus, and take chin ups (2 set 5 reps), because time is short.
2. Then release the railing and jump on the floor laterally and start taking pushups, (2 set 5 reps), then jump stand up.
3. Then show some brazilian jujitsu katas by making vocal sounds like "huh!!", "hah!!" and "yaa!!".
4. At this point, you have already established your physical dominance, now you need to show you are a real alpha male.
5. Grab some kid or old man by his collar and punch him (2 set 5 reps), again time is short.
6. Now you need to show you have an "artistic" side.
7. Start singing a song and start playing an air guitar while making the riff/power chord sound using your vocal chord. You can also accompany your song with some cool dance moves.

If you can successfully complete the above 7 steps, there is no way she can ignore you after that. She is yours, now take her to your place and shag. I learned all these strategies from /r/TheRedPIll and rooshv forums.

The only part I can effectively achieve is the part involving beating a kid.

 

[builderseed]

Hm. Clear example of eye rape, the police will show up at your door within the next hour, if you're lucky.
If you're not so lucky, you will be lynched by cucks momentarily.
It's over, I'm sorry to say.

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

Hm. Clear example of eye rape, the police will show up at your door within the next hour, if you're lucky.
If you're not so lucky, you will be lynched by cucks momentarily.
It's over, I'm sorry to say.

My only hope is prison max at this point, so ok.

 

[Deleted member 6101]

This post gave me autism.

 

[builderseed]

My only hope is prison max at this point, so ok.

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

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[builderseed]

it's over for soapdroppercels