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7 Signs that you are truecel

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You know you are truecel if (all of this has happened to me):

7. Girls at school make bets where the loser has to kiss you.
6. Girls at school ask you if you ever had a gf and laugh and say: "I don't believe you teehee" when you are lying.
5. Foids tell you you have a great personality, then when Chad yells: "Get the fuck over here, bitch!" they turn around and walk away with him.
4. You spend your entire free time playing PS4 or PC games.
3. When you have a blind date the woman laughs at you. Then turns around and goes away.
2. In public places like a theme park random people point and laugh at you.
1. You celebrate your 30th birthday at home alone being a KHHV (It's OVER for you).
 
8. As an adult youve been publically mocked to your face
 
9. Waitresses and female receptionists are rude to you automatically.
 
9. Waitresses and female receptionists are rude to you automatically.

...and in some cases look right through you as if you were invisible... This actually happened to me several times.
 
Foids tell you you have a great personality, then when Chad yells: "Get the fuck over here, bitch!" they turn around and walk away with him.
This ALWAYS happened to me in middle school
10. Girls pretend to like you or be your friend but never talk to you in the first place or gossip/backstab you
 
Technically i have only done 4
But that's cause I am too scared to ask out a girl
and also women never talk to me
 
OMG
I can't even imagine being bullied by females. I would probably just beat them.
 
Yep, most apply to me.
 
9. Waitresses and female receptionists are rude to you automatically.

This. I've seen (fakecel) posters here say that waitresses flirt with them because tips. No waitress - in fact, no woman at all - has ever flirted with me.
 
I'm a truecel but I experience it differently. All women are repulsed by me.
 
8. As an adult youve been publically mocked to your face
Right infront of my parents, i wasn't even mad, infact serves them right for not getting me the surgery despite having the money
 
Clickbait title lol.
I have all except 30th birthday alone because I'm not 30 and the blind date because I've never been on a blind date.
 
TL DR

1. You are total fucking ugly.

End of post.
 
11. In class, nobody wants to sit near you. The chairs next to you are always left empty.
 
Foids never talk to me unless I say something first. I’m almost non existent to most people. I use video games, dreams, and marijuana to escape from reality
 
God damn, every single one of these has happened to me. We need to create an ER Militia. So many benefits to an organized killing machine.
 
12. When babies see your face in public places (e.g public transport) they start crying.
 
These are too vague boyo, you know you're a truecel when you look in the mirror. You only need that one sign.
 
I almost qualified for all of these
 
1. You're ethnic.

4. You spend your entire free time playing PS4 or PC games.
What if you play xbox, switch, or any other gaming device?
 

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