Lv99_BixNood
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View: https://old.reddit.com/r/short/comments/1rfpabt/you_know_whats_worse_than_the_struggles_in_dating/
It is an utterly exasperating experience to read posts from other short guys seeking emotional support and having to witness the replies infest with miserable men incessantly parroting statements that start and end with vapid comments (exaggerated because I feel frustrated, so bear that in mind) such as:
- "It's hopeless bro. It never began. Better start your mental hospice care, else you're fated to have a dead soul shrouded in the scar-shaped crevasses of your morose life."
- "99.99999% of women wouldn't dare anything with you and wouldn't even touch you with a pole that is as big as her height preference. It's so bad that the only pole she will be touching you with is Zeus' thunderbolt from the heavens, and your existence will amount to a sad lump of unrecoverable ashes which will be spirited away into an eternally forgotten sea by gray winds."
- "It's going to be very difficult and wholly irredeemable. Every potential dating encounter is guerilla warfare in Vietnam, and you'll be lucky if you still have 4 limbs intact, let alone any semblance reminiscent of peace of mind after each experience."
- "Boy. Pack up. Time is running out. We're moving permanently to a south Asian country. We'll get you in surgery to cut up the bones in your legs and render you unable to walk for months to salvage a few inches. It's the only hope to be attractive bro."
- "IDK bro, just give up on finding someone to love and be loved by. Make your career the singularity of your life as if this is any better than making romance the central force of your life. Finding a passion will overcome everything. It's as simple as that."
- "Yo dawg, just get some money. Fat stacks equals many sexy backs."
- "Bro, I'm sorry about your height at 4'8. I think my height requirement to live is 5'2 atleast. I would stop existing at 4'8."
- "You have to be the best at everything else (charisma, money, etc..). Anything short and you're over."
Don't worry bro women love 4'8 short kings, just work on your personality





