47 year old virgin looking to turn life around

[Omni]

THIS HAS TO BE A TROLL POST, NO WAY!

jfl bring this guy home

 

[Indari]

 

[Dregster]

Lmao the denial is strong in this one. That's some based gigacope, it never fucking began for mr.CoolSmoke.

>47 years old
>hanging out with 18 years old
No man

Lol

 

[Kent]

The Top 5 things I've wanted to be true in my life as of today...

5. The confirmed existence or contact with aliens from another galaxy
4. The confirmed existence of a God or higher power
3. The ability to travel through time
2. A hot white feeemayle who adores me
1. Cool Smoke

 

[Deleted member 60]

s/o my nigga Carkudo