20yo Chad lite wins $451 million lottery

[incel4life]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2018/01/12/the-451-million-reason-this-20-year-old-just-retired/?utm_term=.86358064789a

 

[TheRealChincel]

No, that guy is a nearcel, he has only been cucked by horsefaces or fat girls. He sure is full of himself considering the HORRIBLE hand genetics dealt him.

 

[_incelinside]

Fuck it i'd be a 2/10 in exchange for that much money

 

[St.Tropez]

#setforlife

 

[whogivesafucc]

id literally just live like a king for 2 years, then buy a gun and kill myself. or maybe somehow try to spend it all

 

[Richard spencer]

ER should've won that.

 

[Total Imbecile]

Cant win if you dont play, but playing is for dumb people given the odds. I hate this world.

 

[justforlulzandkeks]

>“If there is one thing I have learned thus far in my short time on this earth it is that those who maintain a positive mind-set and stay true to themselves get rewarded,” Missler said, in a statement quoted by the Times.
What the FUCK, LMFAO

 

[St.Tropez]

>“If there is one thing I have learned thus far in my short time on this earth it is that those who maintain a positive mind-set and stay true to themselves get rewarded,” Missler said, in a statement quoted by the Times.
What the FUCK, LMFAO

Hahahahaahhahahaahhaahahha.
Survivor bias,the statement.

 

[z2020]

His life was good even before winning.

 

[TheIncelPill]

>“If there is one thing I have learned thus far in my short time on this earth it is that those who maintain a positive mind-set and stay true to themselves get rewarded,” Missler said, in a statement quoted by the Times. 

Just be confident brah, and with the right personality, you'll win THE FUCKING LOTTERY.

 

[retarded_dumbshit]

>“If there is one thing I have learned thus far in my short time on this earth it is that those who maintain a positive mind-set and stay true to themselves get rewarded,” Missler said, in a statement quoted by the Times.