LifeFuel 17 year old cum receptacle blows off half her face with a rifle while making softcore porn for Instagram to attract chad

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She’s still alive. Went through surgery. This will Probabaly have the same effect on her SMV as being acidfaced.. truly the worst fate for a foid. About the only thing that can make it so she can’t get chad dick

She would have rejected all of us, and instead opted to be chad’s 200th personal cum bucket.
 
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She’ll still have more SMV than every sub-8 male on earth.
 
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MayorOfKekville said:
She’ll still have more SMV than every sub-8 male on earth.
Yeah.. her pussy and eggs are unscathed
 
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She just gets a random ass gun and poses with it near her face? Doesn't even check if the thing is loaded? What a fucking idiot.
 
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ordinaryotaku said:
She just gets a random ass gun and poses with it near her face? Doesn't even check if the thing is loaded? What a fucking idiot.
Probably too stupid to open the bolt and check the chamber
 
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ordinaryotaku said:
She just gets a random ass gun and poses with it near her face? Doesn't even check if the thing is loaded? What a fucking idiot.
Foids don’t care about little trivial details like that. She was too busy making sure her ass looked good and fertile
 
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Too bad the bullet missed her brain, not that she'd be anymore brain-dead anyway
 
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ERadicator said:
Too bad the bullet missed her brain, not that she'd be anymore brain-dead anyway
The bullet doesn't even want anything to do with her brain cause it's too full of Chad cum
 
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Reminder that even at terminal stupidity she was and will continue to be considered more valuable than any one of us.
 
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This just gave me a great idea. Find an ethot and tell her you want see her play with a gun. Have her lick it and shove it up her hole. Foids don't know about gun safety.
 
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Jfl now she lost her looks and 99 percent of humans will mog her.
 
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Wouldn't wonder me if her friend pulled the trigger because of her being with/fucking a chad she wanted or she fucked her chad
Typical young foid behavior.
 
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Blacktarpill said:
Jfl now she lost her looks and 99 percent of humans will mog her.
The ONE source of value she had in this life, gone.
 
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Still hasnt felt even a fraction of the pain that it is to exist as an ugly or short man
 
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Cro magnon said:
Still hasnt felt even a fraction of the pain that it is to exist as an ugly or short man
 
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How DOES she look now? Anybody got pics?
:feelstrash:
 
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SchrodingersDick said:
Yeah.. her pussy and eggs are unscathed
This, she can still pass on her good genes, even with her half face she would be repulsed if some recessed faced subhuman like me made a move on her
 
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in before she sets up gofundme and reaches 1 million dollars
 
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2340922 said:
How DOES she look now? Anybody got pics?
:feelstrash:
Can’t find anything but another article I found said she had her left eye removed and multiple surgeries on her nose.

She had the rifle between her tits, simulating Chad’s dick for photos.
 
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Sounds like she didn’t go to dan bilzerian gun safety class
 
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“When it suddenly fired”
“Suddenly”
Jfl
 
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ordinaryotaku said:
She just gets a random ass gun and poses with it near her face? Doesn't even check if the thing is loaded? What a fucking idiot.

Foid IQ
 
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ordinaryotaku said:
She just gets a random ass gun and poses with it near her face? Doesn't even check if the thing is loaded? What a fucking idiot.
Top retardation.
 
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ordinaryotaku said:
She just gets a random ass gun and poses with it near her face? Doesn't even check if the thing is loaded? What a fucking idiot.

I don't usually check if a gun is loaded when I take it out, but then I dont felate the Fucking things, either.
 
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wanna яаре her so bad
 
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Good news, it cheered me up a bit.
 
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Blacktarpill said:
Jfl now she lost her looks and 99 percent of humans will mog her.
do you mog her?
 
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Emergency Manual said:
Can’t find anything but another article I found said she had her left eye removed and multiple surgeries on her nose.

She had the rifle between her tits, simulating Chad’s dick for photos.

Thank you, God.

Pure kerosene jet fighter fuel
 
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Blacktarpill said:
Jfl now she lost her looks and 99 percent of humans will mog her.
Copenhagen back to cope town and back. She will still has orbiters even if she had third degree burns.
 
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Maybe there is a God after all.
 
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Would now most likely start up a GoFundMe page, foids never lose
 
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Emergency Manual said:
Can’t find anything but another article I found said she had her left eye removed and multiple surgeries on her nose.

She had the rifle between her tits, simulating Chad’s dick for photos.
Hmm interesting i surched too. Guess she is dumb checked her pics and they were usually serious :feelstrash:
 
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SchrodingersDick said:
She’s still alive. Went through surgery. This will Probabaly have the same effect on her SMV as being acidfaced.. truly the worst fate for a foid. About the only thing that can make it so she can’t get chad dick
JFL if you don't think she still mogs the whole forum to hell and back
 
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MayorOfKekville said:
She’ll still have more SMV than every sub-8 male on earth.
every female has more SMV than average male ded srs
 
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FinnCel said:
Probably too stupid to open the bolt and check the chamber
This
 
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needsolution said:
every female has more SMV than average male ded srs

Fact.
 
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ordinaryotaku said:
She just gets a random ass gun and poses with it near her face? Doesn't even check if the thing is loaded? What a fucking idiot.
Foids are incapable of rational thinking
 
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SchrodingersDick said:
She would have rejected all of us
oh yes that's for damn sure...
 
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MayorOfKekville said:
She’ll still have more SMV than every sub-8 male on earth.
 
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You're supposed to leave a bullet in the chamber in case of an emergency just fyi. The only reasons you wouldn't are you have no confidence in your ability to handle a firearm or you cohabitate with a hole.
 
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lmao that clickbait thread title.

while in article "on birthday party..."
 
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MayorOfKekville said:
She’ll still have more SMV than every sub-8 male on earth.

This
 
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KingOfRome said:
:feelshaha: :feelshaha: :feelshaha:

You're supposed to leave a bullet in the chamber in case of an emergency just fyi. The only reasons you wouldn't are you have no confidence in your ability to handle a firearm or you cohabitate with a hole.

When the gun is on your nightstand, yeah. Not when youre pointing it at yourself for a photo shoot.

she probabaly thought it was an innocent safe meme gun since it wasn’t an evil black assault rifle with conspicuous protrusions
 
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ThouShallObeyKing said:
lmao that clickbait thread title.

while in article "on birthday party..."
How lol

17 years old - check

Cum receptacle - young female in 2019, wears face paint, so check

Making softcore porn - fertile sexually mature female taking pictures.. of course the point is to look as hot a possible.. of course it’s for Instagram and aimed at getting chad’s dick hard, so check