144,000 Virgins

[Midwestcel]

Revelation 14:3-4

3. And they sang a new song before the throne and before the four living creatures and the elders. And no one could learn the song except the 144,000 who had been redeemed from the earth. 4. These are the ones who have not been defiled with women, for they are virgins. They follow the Lamb wherever He goes. They have been redeemed from among men as first fruits to God and to the Lamb

Perhaps some on this board have been chosen to be one of the 144,000 virgins. Perhaps Yahweh made you incel so that you could not defile yourself with women. Obviously Chad and Tyrone can't be one of the 144,000 virgins (I know, sucks for them).

 

[Deleted member 2047]

massive cope

 

[Tallcel]

The incels will inherit the earth. Chad will get laid in space

 

[StormlitAqua]

Fun fact: 144,00 isn't a literal number. 12x12x10x10x10 is how the idea of infinity or an innumerable number is stated. I remember an old pastor explaining why but I forgot, I believe its related to an old Jewish tradition. Don't mean to piss on your theory.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

We are certainly more deserving of a New Jerusalem than the heartless sex havers.

 

[BITG]

The incels will inherit the earth. Chad will get laid in space

It’s over

 

[MuslimCell]

God is the only hope of incels . I hope I am one among 144000 . But I am a pathetic coomer who jerk off to porn . What to do ?

 

[It'sAConspiracy]

The incels will inherit the earth. Chad will get laid in space

 

[ironmanlet321]

Lifefuel for Jehovah’s Witnesses incels

 

[Incellectual]

Fun fact: 144,00 isn't a literal number. 12x12x10x10x10 is how the idea of infinity or an innumerable number is stated. I remember an old pastor explaining why but I forgot, I believe its related to an old Jewish tradition. Don't mean to piss on your theory.

suicide fuel for Jehovah's Witnesses

 

[MountainGorilla]

Revelation 14:3-4

3. And they sang a new song before the throne and before the four living creatures and the elders. And no one could learn the song except the 144,000 who had been redeemed from the earth. 4. These are the ones who have not been defiled with women, for they are virgins. They follow the Lamb wherever He goes. They have been redeemed from among men as first fruits to God and to the Lamb

Perhaps some on this board have been chosen to be one of the 144,000 virgins. Perhaps Yahweh made you incel so that you could not defile yourself with women. Obviously Chad and Tyrone can't be one of the 144,000 virgins (I know, sucks for them).

basically the lamb is suppose to symbolize God's will and how he sacrificed himself to save us from our sins. Lamb is used as a proper noun in this verse. To "follow the Lamb where He goes" probably refers to following God's will. Lambs were traditionally used to symbolize sacrifice.

i don't know the true meaning of this verse but I feel like this verse is just telling me "just do what God says bro!".

over for religioncopers.

 

[Deleted member 22907]

The incels will inherit the earth. Chad will get laid in space

Blessed are the meek(s), for they shall inherit the earth

Matthew 5:5

 

[Deleted member 17889]

We are certainly more deserving of a New Jerusalem than the heartless sex havers.

Dibs on the dictator position

 

[Deleted member 21908]

I think I am going to hell if it’s real

 

[zombie]

Religion is the greatest cope of all time

 

[Emba]

Blessed are the meek(s), for they shall inherit the earth

Matthew 5:5

Blessed is the Jerome meeks!

 

[Unhappy-Man]

No one here then

 

[tehgymcel420]

the Lamb

 

[Midwestcel]

Blessed are the meek(s), for they shall inherit the earth

Matthew 5:5

The coming of Jeremy Meeks was prophesied 2,000 years ago. The prophecy has been fulfilled!

Dibs on the dictator position

Can I be your vice-dictator??

 

[FinnCel]

Fun fact: 144,00 isn't a literal number. 12x12x10x10x10 is how the idea of infinity or an innumerable number is stated. I remember an old pastor explaining why but I forgot, I believe its related to an old Jewish tradition. Don't mean to piss on your theory.

So even more incels will get to join God!

 

[Deleted member 15737]

Lifefuel for Jewish incels.

 

[Adamhastor]

12x12x10x10x10 is how the idea of infinity or an innumerable number is stated

Shows how limited the minds of the ancients were

 

[Deleted member 818]

massive cope

 

[Deleted member 16624]

massive cope

 

[Deleted member 23450]

God is the only hope of incels . I hope I am one among 144000 . But I am a pathetic coomer who jerk off to porn . What to do ?

 

[Murdoch89]

We could be them