13 reasons why you shouldn't commit suicide

[LonelyButterfly]

Suicide is the only way to stop the daily torture and misery.
Things will never change for a butt-ugly man.

 

[universallyabhorred]

Suicide is still a bitch move.

Yes but going ER is much more alpha.

 

[Weirdcel]

Yes but going ER is much more alpha.

True, you need to die like a warrior if you want to go to valhalla.