The first time I ever went to a nightclub, I stepped out for a smoke and this cop accused me of smoking weed. Dude took my cigarette, cut it open, looked at what was obviously tobacco and accused me of smoking weed. Told me that he wouldn't arrest me if I grabbed my friends and left immediately. I did.
To this day I assume that the cop removed me because I am an ugly man. Nobody can convince me otherwise. I did nothing wrong aside from exist.