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Edmund_Kemper
Disregard my larping efforts. I can’t change it.
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have a good personality and respect wAhMeNz
nope. Obviously
here’s what you must really do
step 1:
be tall, like 6’1-6’5 is a good height. If you’re shorter than that your gigachad face will save you but don’t be below 5’11.
step 2: have a big penis. 7 inches or bigger
step 3: have a straight 180 degree angle healthy hairline. You cannot have any signs of a receding hairline and you cannot Norwood either.
step 4: have blue hunter eyes with absolutely NO eyelid exposure. You also cannot have eyebags and your eyebrows cannot have a sad tilt to them. Blue eyes are considered the most attractive by women. You also need prominent eyebrows with a positive tilt or no tilt
step 5: have a completely symmetrical face and completely symmetrical nose with a flat straight septum
step 6: have a dominant square chin and a chiseled, strong square jawline and high, prominent strong cheekbones
step 7: have a narrow waist and a big chest and broad shoulders aka a V shaped torso and you should gymmaxx but don’t have too much muscle because women actually aren’t into the bodybuilder look that much, but you should have good muscles. Be thin and in shape and have a six pack and muscular chest.
Step 8: have either a 5 o’clock shadow or be clean shaven
step 9: don’t have a baby face. That’s a death sentence. You need to look physically mature
step 10: be white