screwthefbi
I FUCKING HATE YOU SOCIETY!!!
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Your parents finally convinced you (a NEET) after spending 40 hours a week on incel forums and now you will commit that time to work at the local KFC which offered to pay you 7.25$ an hour
You finally arrive on your first shift after your boss trained you and for some reason has speakers on the corners of the ceilings and the security camera computer has red buttons for each camera that makes a loud crack sound
10/03/2013 12:00AM, you are laying on the security chair and you are slightly glad it reminds you of your NEETing days and you eat your donuts and doritos while browsing .is
^You looking downbrowsing the incel forum^
12:55 AM, You hear a strange sound and check the cameras and see a big black man is slowly approaching your office so you panick and try to think of a plan
Tyrone is only 15 feet away until he reaches your office and you remember your training then press the buttons on the computer and hear a loud whip crack which drives Tyrone away. You are safe now
3:02 AM, You hear a thumping sound in the vents and you reach to text your boss but the vent door blasts open and you see him again Tyrone, you reach for the whip sound but its too late and Tyrone jumps at you and rips you apart limb from limb.
Your boss came in the office the next day and panicked, he hid your body where Tyrone dwells underground "I'm so sorry... he needs to eat, Tyrone cannot die, Tyrone is unkillable." as your boss dumped your body quickly into the basement before Tyrone can kill him.
To be continued
Would you survive?
You finally arrive on your first shift after your boss trained you and for some reason has speakers on the corners of the ceilings and the security camera computer has red buttons for each camera that makes a loud crack sound
10/03/2013 12:00AM, you are laying on the security chair and you are slightly glad it reminds you of your NEETing days and you eat your donuts and doritos while browsing .is
^You looking downbrowsing the incel forum^
12:55 AM, You hear a strange sound and check the cameras and see a big black man is slowly approaching your office so you panick and try to think of a plan
Tyrone is only 15 feet away until he reaches your office and you remember your training then press the buttons on the computer and hear a loud whip crack which drives Tyrone away. You are safe now
3:02 AM, You hear a thumping sound in the vents and you reach to text your boss but the vent door blasts open and you see him again Tyrone, you reach for the whip sound but its too late and Tyrone jumps at you and rips you apart limb from limb.
Your boss came in the office the next day and panicked, he hid your body where Tyrone dwells underground "I'm so sorry... he needs to eat, Tyrone cannot die, Tyrone is unkillable." as your boss dumped your body quickly into the basement before Tyrone can kill him.
To be continued
Would you survive?
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