SuicideFuel What if a girl hugged me?

[Mike]

she has hugged innumerable other men before you and will hug innumerable other men after you
better keep your guard up and get used to no hugges

 

[Drinkcel]

Cream my pants

 

[Mrugly420]

I would cut a mean fart. The friction of the hug would be bad for my ibs.

 

[DeathIsSalvation]

Holy shit, just awakened an ancient memory within me. I remember being friends with this one foid in middle school and since i assumed she liked me, i once asked her for a hug when school was over and she denied me

brutal