Discussion What are some good lies I can make up incase I get caught spending money on hookers?

[screwthefbi]

One time my parents nearly caught me fucking escorts because of 200$+ "mysteriously" missing from my bank account and I had to tell them an embarassing lie that somehow worked on how I spend 200$+ in one week, what are some new lies I can come up with incase they ask me why hundreds of dollars are missing from my bank account because no matter how much my step dad wants me to "man up" the #1 rule of escortmaxxing is to NEVER ADMIT TO FUCKING ESCORTS TO YOUR PARENTS!!! Especially because my last incel friend left to Los Angeles so if I get kicked out of my parents house I am fucked so I have to be really fucking careful now because I am on thin ice when escortmaxxing.

So in your eyes if my parents question 200$+ missing from my bank acc what are some lies I can make up?

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

One time my parents nearly caught me fucking escorts because of 200$+ "mysteriously" missing from my bank account

kids.is

 

[screwthefbi]

kids.is

I still live under my parents roof

 

[Logic55]

Tell him that you spent the money on lottery tickets

 

[proudweeb]

why do your parents have access to your checking account

 

[screwthefbi]

why do your parents have access to your checking account

Because they want to know if I am saving my money for a house

 

[screwthefbi]

Tell him that you spent the money on lottery tickets

I mean it works

 

[gymletethnicel]

kids.is

 

[proudweeb]

Because they want to know if I am saving my money for a house

in LA? not easy for someone that age to afford a house there

It's your money you earned, make your own account and deposit your pay directly in there. Your parents don't need to see your finances, you are an adult

 

[screwthefbi]

in LA? not easy for someone that age to afford a house there

It's your money you earned, make your own account and deposit your pay directly in there. Your parents don't need to see your finances, you are an adult

I dont live in Los Angeles thankfully but I do live near Sacramento

I am considering doing the 2nd option soon, my parents still make rules on me because I live under their roof

 

[faded]

One time my parents nearly caught me fucking escorts because of 200$+ "mysteriously" missing from my bank account and I had to tell them an embarassing lie that somehow worked on how I spend 200$+ in one week, what are some new lies I can come up with incase they ask me why hundreds of dollars are missing from my bank account because no matter how much my step dad wants me to "man up" the #1 rule of escortmaxxing is to NEVER ADMIT TO FUCKING ESCORTS TO YOUR PARENTS!!! Especially because my last incel friend left to Los Angeles so if I get kicked out of my parents house I am fucked so I have to be really fucking careful now because I am on thin ice when escortmaxxing.

So in your eyes if my parents question 200$+ missing from my bank acc what are some lies I can make up?

Kill those faggot and take their $$$$$

 

[faded]

Tell him that you spent the money on lottery tickets

Yeah like that’s gonna work

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

One time my parents nearly caught me fucking escorts because of 200$+ "mysteriously" missing from my bank account and I had to tell them an embarassing lie that somehow worked on how I spend 200$+ in one week, what are some new lies I can come up with incase they ask me why hundreds of dollars are missing from my bank account because no matter how much my step dad wants me to "man up" the #1 rule of escortmaxxing is to NEVER ADMIT TO FUCKING ESCORTS TO YOUR PARENTS!!! Especially because my last incel friend left to Los Angeles so if I get kicked out of my parents house I am fucked so I have to be really fucking careful now because I am on thin ice when escortmaxxing.

So in your eyes if my parents question 200$+ missing from my bank acc what are some lies I can make up?

what's the problem? you are spending their money without permission? How can they even see your account's transactions?

I would never lie. I would not have problems telling people that I used money for escorts, since all already can see from my face, height, autism, moles, green veins, balding, acne, blackheads, other skin issues, cherry-angiomas etc. that i can't get free sex in this market where i am.

 

[Emba]

Kill those faggot and take their $$$$$

 

[supersoldier]

lol wtf dude, it's none of their business

 

[screwthefbi]

lol wtf dude, it's none of their business

It will when I live under their roof they paid for

 

[ItsovERfucks]

I still live under my parents roof

Same

 

[screwthefbi]

I would never lie. I would not have problems telling people that I used money for escorts

Parents would punish me severely because they are strict catholics and I live under their roof and I dont pay bills so I gotta live by rules

 

[ItsovERfucks]

Kill those faggot and take their $$$$$

 

[screwthefbi]

Same

Yeah these people telling me not to listen is bad advise because we dont own the house

 

[DeathIsSalvation]

in LA? not easy for someone that age to afford a house there

It's your money you earned, make your own account and deposit your pay directly in there. Your parents don't need to see your finances, you are an adult

based take

 

[supersoldier]

It will when I live under their roof they paid for

if you earned that money yourself, why can't you use it?

 

[Lonelyus]

Penis in pussy = ASCENDED.

Get the fuck off this forum!

 

[screwthefbi]

if you earned that money yourself, why can't you use it?

They want me to save it to buy a house this year via loan with brothers

 

[screwthefbi]

Penis in pussy = ASCENDED.

Get the fuck off this forum!

No, it was to an escort you doof

 

[w1818alone]

it work

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Parents would punish me severely because they are strict catholics and I live under their roof and I dont pay bills so I gotta live by rules

HOW CAN THEY SEE YOUR ACCOUNT'S TRANSACTION HISTORY?

 

[screwthefbi]

HOW CAN THEY SEE YOUR ACCOUNT'S TRANSACTION HISTORY?

My mom's account is connected to mine so she can see and give money

So basically like a secondary card

 

[Audley Porter]

American prostitutes are pretty low-quality... Do you try to contact the ones who show explicit nudity in their posts and even acts of sex?

 

[supersoldier]

They want me to save it to buy a house this year via loan with brothers

Yeah you would need it more than hookers

 

[Ellsworth]

Tell them you lost it gambling.