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It's Over Soon, STEMcels will lose their jobs because they are celibate

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LuciferTakeMySoul

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In 2019, resumes will require a gf section. No gf or wife? Get the fuck out.

*Billy walks into an interview*

"Hey Billy we really liked your technical skills and your communication prowess is off the charts! But... we couldn't help but notice you had no gf. Could you explain this?"

"Uhh.. I'm a virgin"

*jaws drop...*

"Tyrone get in here! Martha, send in Tyrone to kick this kid out!"

*Chad walks in*

"Hey Chad we couldn't help but notice that your technical skills are complete donkey ass and you were busy receiving nude texts from Stacy this interview, but your gf section on your resume is rocking..... we need a guy like you... hired!"

Welcome to 2019. Companies will start failing as they implement mandatory gf/waifu checks. There will be services offered to incels to offer to be a fake temp gf in order to get a job. Some jobs will require a gf thats an 8, some a 9/10. If you and another applicant both have the same qualifications, the deciding factor will be the hotness of your temp gf.

Welcome to dystopia.
 
get mogged get no job.
 
not only stemcels but engineercels or any job that is highiq kek hopes that lead to an economic collapse
 
Implying that's not already happening. Good looking and tall guys get better jobs and more money. The HR lady doesn't need to read about his sexual history in his resume, she's evolved for millions of years to read this information in a blink of an eye from his jaw and eyes and cheeks and wrists and height and frame.
 
Implying that's not already happening. Good looking and tall guys get better jobs and more money. The HR lady doesn't need to read about his sexual history in his resume, she's evolved for millions of years to read this information in a blink of an eye from his jaw and eyes and cheeks and wrists and height and frame.
HR foids will be the incel filter
 
Not to mention all the STEM jobs are being taken by femoids who get the job to fill up the gender diversity category. Womyn get scholarships for STEM over men, special opportunities just because women don't choose STEM often, they all choose psychology.
Teehee
 
yeah already happening, but with the recent incel coverage it would exponentially go like the op
 
STEM
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"Tyrone
heh
Cage
 
M8 we fucked unless we fight for INCELISTAN! INCELISTAN ZINDABAD!
 
By 2025, there are going to be death camps rolling out for all incels. lmao
 
We'll have to say that we're gay to hide that we're virgins.
 
Interviewer: "Your social skills and charisma are amazing and you work out 5 times a week! Why don't you have a hint of female validation btw?"

Incel: "It's my fa-"

Interviewer: "Get firing squad... please..."
 
Yup. When people ask if you have a girlfriend, and you say "no", they freak the fuck out. "You gotta get some man, how do you not have a girl?".
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Implying that's not already happening. Good looking and tall guys get better jobs and more money. The HR lady doesn't need to read about his sexual history in his resume, she's evolved for millions of years to read this information in a blink of an eye from his jaw and eyes and cheeks and wrists and height and frame.

Can personally attest to this shit. Even when it hurts the company, but creaming their panties is more important than job security so welcome aboard you incompetent Chad. Then when the company goes south because China is outperforming and they get laid off. They bitch and complain about how hard it is for them. You had a fucking hand in it stacey, it wasnt enough to have a sex life, you let it interfere with work I really dont care about the women mobbing the Chads, Im quite indifferent to that. When it translates into jobs or having a spot in the community garden is when I get pissy. As for the regular women who dont Stacey and Becky it up, I feel sorry for you, but these dumb bitches make you all look bad.
 

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