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Discussion Lost my virginity to an escort 3 weeks ago, ask me anything

huh, that sounds way more polite then i would expect from a hooker tbh. especially a good looking one.
Yeah, she was actually really chill. She kept going on about how polite I was compared to her other clients, so I guess being polite goes a long way.
 
Thanks.

What was it like when you met her? Did you have to deal with a pimp?
She was really nice. No pimp. She was 3 hours late, but I was just glad that she showed up at all. She also stayed for another hour and a half and we just talked.
 
$650, but you can find people for $500

Usually anyone under $500 is too old for my liking
Holy fuck $650 :shock: :dafuckfeels: did you have to wear a condom? Did you cum in the bag or on her face? $650 is a very hefty price, I hope she was super hot and great service
 
This is true, I’m just worried about being caught up in a raid. Massage parlors are frequently raided by cops bc they’re low hanging fruit.
Depending where you are in USA. I can give you websites where girls are cheaper and many of them will do more for extra $$$:feelsLSD::dab:
 
Holy fuck $650 :shock: :dafuckfeels: did you have to wear a condom? Did you cum in the bag or on her face? $650 is a very hefty price, I hope she was super hot and great service
She started to suck me off without a condom, then for the actual penetration she had me put on a condom, which I don’t have a problem with. I lasted like 15-20 minutes and we stopped because she got tired, then she tried to give me a handjob, but I ended up finishing myself off because I’m so desensitized lol. She was really cute and very friendly.
 
I’ll never have the real deal
There is no such thing as the "real deal".

Betabuxxer normies spend 20 years wageslaving to build assets, then spend a lot of money on dates, engagement shit, and wedding parties only to get a few months of fake starfish sex followed by years of dead bedroom, cheating, cuckoldry, and finally divorce-rape where they lose all their assets, is forced to pay alimony, child support, whatever for decades and can barely see the kids his wife made behind his back that he still believes are his.

This is the "deal" for 97% of non-incel men.

The rest is Chads and faggots who live in a parallel universe. We were born into the incel cinematic universe. It never began.
 
She was really nice. No pimp. She was 3 hours late, but I was just glad that she showed up at all. She also stayed for another hour and a half and we just talked.
in your home this happened?
 
She started to suck me off without a condom, then for the actual penetration she had me put on a condom, which I don’t have a problem with. I lasted like 15-20 minutes and we stopped because she got tired, then she tried to give me a handjob, but I ended up finishing myself off because I’m so desensitized lol. She was really cute and very friendly.
you finished with your hand for 650 dollars. she refused to fuck more even after a break?
 
Can you tell me what site you used?
 
you finished with your hand for 650 dollars. she refused to fuck more even after a break?
She didn’t refuse to fuck, I asked for a handjob and then decided to finish because I have a death grip
 
She was really nice. No pimp. She was 3 hours late, but I was just glad that she showed up at all. She also stayed for another hour and a half and we just talked.
What was the “screening” like?
 
She didn’t refuse to fuck, I asked for a handjob and then decided to finish because I have a death grip
she was 3 hours late and you are totally OK with it? why did you not leave, did she at least tell you that she will be 3 hours late? WHAT THE FUCK? IN FINLAND ONE GETS BLACKLISTED AND BANNED FOR BEING LITERALLY 2 MINUTES LATE!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE MEETING IS CANCELLED FOR 2 MINUTES LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where did you meet? never do outcalls!
 
What was the “screening” like?
She actually didn’t ask me for any info, which was odd. I could’ve been a Freddy Krueger looking burn victim
 
I wrote this in a previous thread, but for some reason he ignored me, anyway i type it here again for fellow brocels to read

THIS DUDE GOT SCAMMED. I know prices in the US can be high, but this is just ridiculous.

First off, he paid $150-200 for a hotel room!!!! You can get a 4-star hotel with breakfast included in downtown Chicago for that price. I have no idea what he paid for or why he didn't just opt for a cheap motel since he was just going to fuck anyway.

And $500-700 for an escort? That's some luxury service right there. Anything over $300 is considered high-end. With that kind of money, she should be inviting you to her own place and be a perfect 10 in looks and skills.
 
I wrote this in a previous thread, but for some reason he ignored me, anyway i type it here again for fellow brocels to read

THIS DUDE GOT SCAMMED. I know prices in the US can be high, but this is just ridiculous.

First off, he paid $150-200 for a hotel room!!!! You can get a 4-star hotel with breakfast included in downtown Chicago for that price. I have no idea what he paid for or why he didn't just opt for a cheap motel since he was just going to fuck anyway.

And $500-700 for an escort? That's some luxury service right there. Anything over $300 is considered high-end. With that kind of money, she should be inviting you to her own place and be a perfect 10 in looks and skills.
I will visit whores who charge $300 but ONLY if they either give me an insane blowjob, cum on their face, no condom, cum on pussy
I do agree this guy got robbed but he sounds very new to the game
 
Have a couple questions if you don't mind, brocel.
1. Isn't prostitution illegal in Canada/America? Would the websites you use to find them not be taken down / filled with law enforcement looking to arrest you?
2. Where did you do it at? Do you have to get a motel room?
3. You paid for 1 hour right? What happens if you last 5 minutes? (Which would probably happen to me)
 
did she let you finish inside her mouth or her vagina?
 
Yeah, she was actually really chill. She kept going on about how polite I was compared to her other clients, so I guess being polite goes a long way.
Is it better to just never do it if your only prospect is a whore escort ?
 
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Have a couple questions if you don't mind, brocel.
1. Isn't prostitution illegal in Canada/America? Would the websites you use to find them not be taken down / filled with law enforcement looking to arrest you?
2. Where did you do it at? Do you have to get a motel room?
3. You paid for 1 hour right? What happens if you last 5 minutes? (Which would probably happen to me)
You’re paying for their time, if you happen to have sex within that hour then it is what it is. Do not say anything of a sexual nature when texting with them. I got a hotel room, but a lot of girls offer incall as well, which means you go to their place. I paid for one hour, and if you finish early you can either try again of just cuddle and talk.
 
The life of a subhuman subfive is brutal, the guy had to pay $600 for 1 hour of sex for a woman who would spit in his face if it weren't for the money. Kill all whores (in gta v roleplay).
 
I wasn’t trying to throw shade I really don’t know if it would be an experience I’d regret
I’d try it out just because you could die at any time for any reason, might as well pay to get a crumb of pussy.
 
I will visit whores who charge $300 but ONLY if they either give me an insane blowjob, cum on their face, no condom, cum on pussy
I do agree this guy got robbed but he sounds very new to the game
What websites are good in the US?
 
I wrote this in a previous thread, but for some reason he ignored me, anyway i type it here again for fellow brocels to read

THIS DUDE GOT SCAMMED. I know prices in the US can be high, but this is just ridiculous.

First off, he paid $150-200 for a hotel room!!!! You can get a 4-star hotel with breakfast included in downtown Chicago for that price. I have no idea what he paid for or why he didn't just opt for a cheap motel since he was just going to fuck anyway.

And $500-700 for an escort? That's some luxury service right there. Anything over $300 is considered high-end. With that kind of money, she should be inviting you to her own place and be a perfect 10 in looks and skills.
How is anything over $300 high end? That seems low end in the US. What escort websites are good in the US?
 
did you force her to call her son while you shit in her face?
 
Fuck, over here in Germany it’s 150€/h on average and you can find some for 120€/h
Lucky, German chicks are hot too. I’ve seen a lot of little dick porn involving German chicks. I go out of my way to find porn where the dude has a small dick so it’s more relatable
 
I feel so much more confident right now. I don’t feel nearly as intimidated by other people
Very interesting. I read a post from an escortmaxxer a few months ago and he said the exact same thing. He felt on top of the world afterwards, he felt very confident. Crazy to think that's what the typical normie feels like every single day
 
Sex is meaningful in itself.
Sex without love, emotional bonding, attachment is never meaningful. You can find short time pleasure during sex with an escort, but can never find happiness
 
Sex without love, emotional bonding, attachment is never meaningful. You can find short time pleasure during sex with an escort, but can never find happiness
I did it again today and want to KMS. Also I started going soft
 
Very interesting. I read a post from an escortmaxxer a few months ago and he said the exact same thing. He felt on top of the world afterwards, he felt very confident. Crazy to think that's what the typical normie feels like every single day
I did it again today and I just feel empty
 
Can i say i feel jealous
Don’t be jealous friend. I’m just a 5’8 autistic, prematurely bald 23 year old who makes 30k a year and still lives with mommy and daddy.

any dude who saves up for a few months can pretend like he’s worthy or sex for an hour.
 

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