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LifeFuel I got to play a church organ

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A church in my area had a day where people could visit and check out the church. There was a large organ on the second floor of the church, and we got to see it with the organist explaining how it works.

I went full low inhib and asked him if I could play (my plan was to impress the few foids that were also visiting)

These toilets didn't even fucking look at me.

No personality nor skills for your face. If you are a subhuman ethnic inkwel drooling over the organ keys no one gives a fuck. If it was chad they'd be sucking his cock while he did it

Piece name: Danse macabre
 
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Sweet, what did you play? How'd it go?
 
What did you play? Mogs me knowing how to play instruments
 
I'd like to play church organ, but never had occasion. I played piano for 3 years when I was younger
 
I'd like to play church organ, but never had occasion. I played piano for 3 years when I was younger
Playing piano is giga lifefuel. I can play depressed songs and look out of the window when my life is garbage (always)
 
Playing piano is giga lifefuel. I can play depressed songs and look out of the window when my life is garbage (always)
I still remember notes, at least C note at some octave so I can try to learn play again instead of making (trying to make) synth backgrounds
 
But I forgot all chords and their names
 
I edited the thread with a voice recording. You can hear the toilets in the background ignoring me. No one clapped.

If I was a normie I would've gotten a standing ovation.
you are very good at organ brocel, beautiful song
 
Very based and low inhib. Great job.
 
i hate the sound of an organ but the piece you played doesn't sound too bad, makes me want to go back to learning the piano tbh
 
Nice, I'll play this when I go ER
 
That’s pretty impressive. It’s a shame not even foids willing to visit a church nowadays could rise beyond their Chad-only impulses. Anyways, I really wish I could one day get a church organ in an anechoic chamber
 
Sounded great
 
You need to kidnap foids and play the organ manically like some hollywood villain before raping them.
 
You need to kidnap foids and play the organ manically like some hollywood villain before raping them.
 

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