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Brutal Zhang Zongchang was a living blackpill

"chang" is literally in his last name too!
 
>basest warlord
he was based before based became a thing
 
Just be warlord theory is law
 
Apparently, he also had a massive cock too
 
Zhang returned to Manchuria in 1922, and joined the Fengtian clique of warlord Zhang Zuolin.[6] He made a good impression, with one story being that he rose in popularity one year at Zhang Zuolin's birthday party: in contrast to other guests who showered the warlord with expensive gifts, Zhang Zongchang sent him two empty coolie baskets and failed to turn up himself. Zhang Zuolin was baffled until the purpose of the gift was ascertained: Zhang Zongchang's empty basket implied he was a man willing to shoulder whatever heavy responsibilities the warlord entrusted him with. He was subsequently rewarded with a command position in his army, though only after proving himself in battle did Zhang Zongchang visit his superior in person.

Fucking brutal
 
statusmaxxing is viable strategy in early 20th century. he get mogged by stalin
 
JFL his early life. Born to a father who was an alcoholic trumpet player and a mother who did exorcisms

Anyone else would have ended up a trucel given that kind of a start in life
 
Zing zong chang sick name
 

  • "Old Eighty-Six": The origin of this nickname is unclear. According to rumour it either referred to his height or to the length of his p**is,[34] which was said to measure up to a pile of 86 Mexican silver dollars when erect.[35][36][a] Mexican silver dollars were a common currency in China at the time.[38]


Brutally based wikipage, almost as mighty as Yújiro Hanma :whatfeels:
 
Three Don't Knows" (三不知; Sānbùzhī): Based on Zhang's alleged lack of knowledge about how much money he had, how many soldiers he had, and how many women were in his harem
Based
 
At the height of his power, he had some 30 to 50 concubines of different nationalities, who were given numbers since he could not remember their names nor speak their language

Mother fucker :lul:
 
You tell me to do this,
He tells me to do that.
You're all bastards,
Go fuck your mother.


— "Poem about bastards" by Zhang Zongchang
 
Zhang reportedly ate meat of black Chow Chow dogs every day, as it was popularly believed at the time that this meat would boost a man's virility.
Just eat dog meat theory
 

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