Colonel Ted Bundy: Sadness, Major General of the 69th incels.is battalion, speaks!
*walks on stage shakes Bundy's hand, salutes, and approaches mic*
*holds for applause and REEEEE screeches*
My fellow incels,
Yesterday, at the behests of President Pepe, Secretary BO2cel, and General Big Man Tyrone, I, with a force of 6 gorillion troopcels, launched a surprise attack on a major CuckTears thread by a Stacy…
*holds for boos and hisses*
…a Stacy who goes by the name of Stratosphere18. Her thread consisted of a fabricated story of being "groped by some neckbeard". The thread's sole existential purpose was to degrade you fellow incels. Remembering several lone-wolf attacks against our website, and full-on invasions of our retarded allies, /r/Braincels, our recruits took on a brave mission across enemy lines, and launched several waves of successful attacks against this cancerous thread. A day-long battle ensued, with our brave warriors fighting angry landwhales, fedorable white knights, and incompetent mods. Unfortunately, we took some fatalities from banning and post deletion, and injuries by downvotes. However, it is with great honor that I announce that the degenerate Stratosphere has DELETED her thread, hereby surrendering the battle and handing us the victory!
*holds for loud cheers, whistles, and REEEEEEEEE screeches*
The thread has fallen, despite vast enemy insurgency. But we all know that this war is far from over. Several more brigades against this ruthless enemy will follow, and several more victories shall ensue!
*crowd goes into a frenzy*
(Shouting): Incels! What is your professions?
*slaughter and murder shouts* *autistic screeching* *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
*walks on stage shakes Bundy's hand, salutes, and approaches mic*
*holds for applause and REEEEE screeches*
My fellow incels,
Yesterday, at the behests of President Pepe, Secretary BO2cel, and General Big Man Tyrone, I, with a force of 6 gorillion troopcels, launched a surprise attack on a major CuckTears thread by a Stacy…
*holds for boos and hisses*
…a Stacy who goes by the name of Stratosphere18. Her thread consisted of a fabricated story of being "groped by some neckbeard". The thread's sole existential purpose was to degrade you fellow incels. Remembering several lone-wolf attacks against our website, and full-on invasions of our retarded allies, /r/Braincels, our recruits took on a brave mission across enemy lines, and launched several waves of successful attacks against this cancerous thread. A day-long battle ensued, with our brave warriors fighting angry landwhales, fedorable white knights, and incompetent mods. Unfortunately, we took some fatalities from banning and post deletion, and injuries by downvotes. However, it is with great honor that I announce that the degenerate Stratosphere has DELETED her thread, hereby surrendering the battle and handing us the victory!
*holds for loud cheers, whistles, and REEEEEEEEE screeches*
The thread has fallen, despite vast enemy insurgency. But we all know that this war is far from over. Several more brigades against this ruthless enemy will follow, and several more victories shall ensue!
*crowd goes into a frenzy*
(Shouting): Incels! What is your professions?
*slaughter and murder shouts* *autistic screeching* *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
