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TeeHee "You're not ugly, you just have to...

Uglyme

Uglyme

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"...lose weight, hit the gym, get some muscle, grow taller, get a good haircut, grow a great beard, lower your body fat to 5℅, get a skin treatment, get your nose fix, clean off your acne, get some tattoos, fix your teeth, bleach your skin (in case you're ethnic) shave your body, get your wrists wider, bleach your hair blonde, use contact lenses, get a stylish wardrobe.... and you will get a girlfriend in no time. You know pretty much all you need to look less than you and more like Chad...! its not that hard..."
 
Just change your entire being
 
Unrealistic since nobody would be willing to give you advice. If you're incel they want you 6ft under and rotting.
Have you been given advice by anyone who isn't your family or your GP?
 
"Also get some cosmetic surgeries. I don't mind guys being ugly as long as they are 10/10. TeeHee"
 
Just be a different person
 
Even with all that I wouldn't be nowhere close to Chad. I would just look extremely plastic.
 
Don't forget to hit the gym to add a couple (8-10) inches of height
 
Cosmetic surgies aren't changing your genes. You'll still have a goblin son
 
All that for a landwhale who never showers, never brushes her hair, never brushes her teeth, can't cook, acts entitled and will eventually cheat on you with someone better looking than you
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All that for a landwhale who never showers, never brushes her hair, never brushes her teeth, can't cook, acts entitled and will eventually cheat on you with someone better looking than you
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Straight facts.
 
All to still be incel
 
Unnecessary self-improvement is a form of foid worship.
 
Just get a brain-body transplant into Chad bro
 
if there is nothing more...
 
just reincarnate as chad theory
 
just change everything about yourself and be yourself bro, its so easy
 
Don't forget the betabuxx theory.
 
Incel: I'm ugly

Society: No you're not you just have to change all the ugly parts of you.
 

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