Story your past experiences of your oneites's

[catfishman23]

well ive had many oneites's in the past, but the most memorable ones are as followed

1.When i was in high school, there was this girl i had a crush on, she was basically a cheerleader. She was the most beautiful thing ive ever seen, she would come pass by the halls. Then i took the courage to talk to her, for the whole 6 months i fell in the loved with her, but she never gave me a chance.

2.while i was in high school again, i was very fond of this girl during summer school, she was very cute and beautiful, i came up to her and asked her if she had a bf, she said no, but the funny thing was she was a church girl and persuaded me to go with her. Then i made the mistake for following for her.

3.I used to work at a retail company and i met this one girl i liked so much, even though i tried to get to know her, she literally rejected me as a person, i even cried for her in a car.

still to this day i still have some crush on females, but i now pull myself back into reality of things.

 

[Sadist]

1.When i was in high school, there was this girl i had a crush on, she was basically a cheerleader. She was the most beautiful thing ive ever seen, she would come pass by the halls. Then i took the courage to talk to her, for the whole 6 months i fell in the loved with her, but she never gave me a chance.

similar story except she called me ugly and told me my braces wouldn't change anything and that I would only ever be able to lose my virginity to a prostitute

 

[ApoplecticRage]

I liked the same girl in high school for 3 years. She was off and on with a fucking slimeball during those years. I was always the friend-zoned nice guy for her. I got to hang out with her but it was always very bittersweet and frustrating. In Sept. of senior yr. at a dance I was sitting in a chair. She playfully sat on my lap for about 20 seconds. She didn't have the slightest idea that that was the highlight of high school for me. When high school ended I did forget about her. Today she's divorced with four kids, still looks good actually, and posts selfies fishing for 'likes' and the other sappy romantic "wisdom" and "you go girl" memes stupid women (pardon the redundancy) post.

 

[Facial Asymmetry]

1. When I was in highschool there was this elegant Asian named Andrea Chow. She had a cute gook-ish face with tons of makeup. Andrea sat infront of me in class we chatted sometimes until the day I asked her out. She said she'd "think about it". A few days later no response so I follow up. Answer was a no. Andrea is one of the most beautiful young Asian Ladies I've ever seen.

2. After highschool I found a job as a produce stockboy. One of the cashiers was this insecure looking westernized viet girl. She had heavy prescription glasses and a super fit, flexible body.

When talking to her I could see she found me about as attractive as a dead cat.

 

[LynchingTriHards]

"just ask her out bro"

jfl at this stupid normie advice.

 

[Deleted member 6470]

I never had one.

 

[The End]

During my last trip to Venice I noticed an extremely beautiful fourteen-year-old Polish boy. At first, my interest in the boy was purely aesthetic, or so I told myself. However, I soon fell deeply and obsessively in love with the boy, although the two of us never had direct contact.

I spent days on end watching the boy play on the beach, even following his family around the streets of Venice. Cholera infected the city, and although the authorities tried to conceal the danger from the tourists, I soon learned the facts about the lethal epidemic. However, I could not bear to leave the boy and stayed on in Venice. I became progressively daring in my pursuit of the boy, gradually becoming more and more debased, until I finally died of the cholera, degraded, a slave to my passions, stripped of my dignity.

Or maybe that was in some book, I dunno.