Blackpill Your parents are tired of hearing you jerk off in your basement. THAT is why they want you to hurry up and get a gf

[FACEandLMS]

LOL if you think you're that stealth. No, boyo.

No.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Headphones are your friend

 

[Total Imbecile]

Headphones are your friend

 

[Weirdcel]

I don't make a sound when I fap.

 

[Weightcel]

LOL if you think you're that stealth. No, boyo.

No.

You mean they hear the shlicking of the vaseline too?

 

[Total Imbecile]

I don't make a sound when I fap.

You just cant hear yourself cause youre wearing headphones

 

[Kokoro]

Stop lying you can't hear yourself cumming this is jut like when people started talking about the virgin walk.

 

[Bagelcel]

I masturbate to hentai comics or just solely use my imagination, if i'm watching porn i watch it on mute.
I think i'm good

 

[UramiSan]

>your basement

JFL if you think it's not theirs loool

 

[Robtical]

They need to stop being so nosey then. I'm a man and deserve my privacy.

 

[tenta]

my parents house dont have a basement

 

[Weirdcel]

You just cant hear yourself cause youre wearing headphones

There's almost no noise from rubbing your dick. Skin just moves back and forth quietly.

 

[Deleted member 250]

Just dry fap maxx

 

[Zaetheus]

Honestly if I ever got a chance to smash a bitch . I’d bust so many nuts that it wouldn’t be possible to walk for days.

 

[blackcel]

Incels jerk off in their basement. Chads bring girls over and fuck them

I had a Chad friend who lived with his dad and ended up getting a gf from ok cupid. He was fuckign her every night, his dad couldn't stand it and ended up buying an apartment for him and her to fuck in. CHAD NEVER LOSES

 

[CaptainCuck]

I don't live with my parents.

 

[Heightframeface]

Jfl at not running nofap game, boyo

 

[Deleted member 7573]

That's why I use a pillow and my socks

 

[Templarcel421]

If my parents heard me jerk it I would sui

 

[acnescarcel]

jfl if you're not watching porn in the living room on full blast jerkin it at the dinner table with your family home

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

Other way around for me, I can hear my parents and neighbors fucking all the time (not like that). I try and make as less noise as possible when fapping.

 

[FACEandLMS]

Even if they can't hear you, they smell the cum or just know you're getting your rocks off somehow. They know what you're doing. It's concerning to them because in their "era", a guy of your age would have a gf by now. They know you need release, they know you are releasing. They want you to do it with a girl.

 

[Deleted member 6470]

If they were born in this area my father would be a truecel.

 

[SelfCrucified]

Even if they can't hear you, they smell the cum or just know you're getting your rocks off somehow. They know what you're doing. It's concerning to them because in their "era", a guy of your age would have a gf by now. They know you need release, they know you are releasing. They want you to do it with a girl.

No they don't nigga didn't yo mama ever tell you no cats in the dog house?

 

[TheCrusader0201]

I'm trying to nofap Boyo

 

[FACEandLMS]

Incels jerk off in their basement. Chads bring girls over and fuck them

I had a Chad friend who lived with his dad and ended up getting a gf from ok cupid. He was fuckign her every night, his dad couldn't stand it and ended up buying an apartment for him and her to fuck in. CHAD NEVER LOSES

FACE is the gift that keeps on giving

 

[Deleted member 6470]

I'm trying to nofap Boyo

Give us a full report after a week.

 

[TheCrusader0201]

Give us a full report after a week.

I just go for the day 0, for tomorrow at 5 in the afternoon, it will be day 1, at 7 days, I will upload the nofap incel experience of 16 years like me , do not worry about that Lmao

 

[Deleted member 6470]

What would you do during summer break ?
Spending your time here or you have something else ?

 

[Deleted member 1983]

idgaf anymore i didnt want to be here anyway

 

[Damo the incel]

I just do it when there gone to work or something

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

they always know, it's part of why they tell you not to sit on the computer so much

at some point i went full retard and roped all over the wall thinking it wouldn't be obvious, several days later i had both parents in my room yelling and repainting that wall, glad i moved out tbh, but i'd be even more glad if i had something else besides jacking it.

 

[TheRealChincel]

I don't live with my parents.

 

[EthnicelNL]

LOL if you think you're that stealth. No, boyo.

No.

Did you get caught and are you projecting it on ur fellow incels now? Shame on you.

 

[FACEandLMS]

Did you get caught and are you projecting it on ur fellow incels now? Shame on you.

No, but I'm sure parents suspect it. I have a friend (No, it's not me) who said that when he lived at home, after every wank session, his mum next door would cough. I wonder if that was some passive-agressive way of asking: "are you done now?"

 

[EthnicelNL]

I have a friend (No, it's not me) who said that when he lived at home, after every wank session, his mum next door would cough.

Damn. Thats brutal.

 

[doktordoom]

Incels jerk off in their basement. Chads bring girls over and fuck them

I had a Chad friend who lived with his dad and ended up getting a gf from ok cupid. He was fuckign her every night, his dad couldn't stand it and ended up buying an apartment for him and her to fuck in. CHAD NEVER LOSES

that's literally the chaddest thing i've ever heard. holy shit how is that fucking possible. jesus christ mary magdelene mother of God i don't know if that is a miracle or act of the devil.

Even if they can't hear you, they smell the cum or just know you're getting your rocks off somehow. They know what you're doing. It's concerning to them because in their "era", a guy of your age would have a gf by now. They know you need release, they know you are releasing. They want you to do it with a girl.

i understand your viewpoint but jesus christ why rub it in our face. you are such a bluepilled kick thats the most blue pilled response someone could say. my fucking FtM cousin would say some shit like that
thank god i live alone... i can't how many times i was psychotic and jacking off like a retard thinking i was being stealth but my fam could hear me. and yes the cum smell is definately true my granny use to say (before i kicked her out) that my room smelled of dead fish always (i had a cum towel that i cummed on for like 2 years and would hide under my bed)

 

[FACEandLMS]

Damn. Thats brutal.

Yeah, he was pretty bald by 30. He ended up dating a woman 20 years older than him.

 

[CopingGymcel]

Jokes on you, I have my own apartment.