LOL if you think you're that stealth. No, boyo.
No.
No.
Blackpill Your parents are tired of hearing you jerk off in your basement. THAT is why they want you to hurry up and get a gf
Headphones are your friend 
I don't make a sound when I fap.
You mean they hear the shlicking of the vaseline too?
You just cant hear yourself cause youre wearing headphones
Stop lying you can't hear yourself cumming this is jut like when people started talking about the virgin walk.
I masturbate to hentai comics or just solely use my imagination, if i'm watching porn i watch it on mute.
I think i'm good
I think i'm good
>your basement
JFL if you think it's not theirs loool
JFL if you think it's not theirs loool
They need to stop being so nosey then. I'm a man and deserve my privacy.
my parents house dont have a basement
There's almost no noise from rubbing your dick. Skin just moves back and forth quietly.
Just dry fap maxx
Honestly if I ever got a chance to smash a bitch . I’d bust so many nuts that it wouldn’t be possible to walk for days.
Incels jerk off in their basement. Chads bring girls over and fuck them
I had a Chad friend who lived with his dad and ended up getting a gf from ok cupid. He was fuckign her every night, his dad couldn't stand it and ended up buying an apartment for him and her to fuck in. CHAD NEVER LOSES
I had a Chad friend who lived with his dad and ended up getting a gf from ok cupid. He was fuckign her every night, his dad couldn't stand it and ended up buying an apartment for him and her to fuck in. CHAD NEVER LOSES
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I don't live with my parents.
Jfl at not running nofap game, boyo
That's why I use a pillow and my socks
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If my parents heard me jerk it I would sui
jfl if you're not watching porn in the living room on full blast jerkin it at the dinner table with your family home
Other way around for me, I can hear my parents and neighbors fucking all the time (not like that). I try and make as less noise as possible when fapping.
Even if they can't hear you, they smell the cum or just know you're getting your rocks off somehow. They know what you're doing. It's concerning to them because in their "era", a guy of your age would have a gf by now. They know you need release, they know you are releasing. They want you to do it with a girl.
If they were born in this area my father would be a truecel.
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No they don't nigga didn't yo mama ever tell you no cats in the dog house?
I'm trying to nofap Boyo
FACE is the gift that keeps on giving
Give us a full report after a week.
I just go for the day 0, for tomorrow at 5 in the afternoon, it will be day 1, at 7 days, I will upload the nofap incel experience of 16 years like me
, do not worry about that Lmao
What would you do during summer break ?
Spending your time here or you have something else ?
Spending your time here or you have something else ?
idgaf anymore i didnt want to be here anyway
I just do it when there gone to work or something
they always know, it's part of why they tell you not to sit on the computer so much
at some point i went full retard and roped all over the wall thinking it wouldn't be obvious, several days later i had both parents in my room yelling and repainting that wall, glad i moved out tbh, but i'd be even more glad if i had something else besides jacking it.
at some point i went full retard and roped all over the wall thinking it wouldn't be obvious, several days later i had both parents in my room yelling and repainting that wall, glad i moved out tbh, but i'd be even more glad if i had something else besides jacking it.
Did you get caught and are you projecting it on ur fellow incels now? Shame on you.
Did you get caught and are you projecting it on ur fellow incels now? Shame on you.
No, but I'm sure parents suspect it. I have a friend (No, it's not me) who said that when he lived at home, after every wank session, his mum next door would cough. I wonder if that was some passive-agressive way of asking: "are you done now?"
Damn. Thats brutal.
that's literally the chaddest thing i've ever heard. holy shit how is that fucking possible. jesus christ mary magdelene mother of God i don't know if that is a miracle or act of the devil.
i understand your viewpoint but jesus christ why rub it in our face. you are such a bluepilled kick thats the most blue pilled response someone could say. my fucking FtM cousin would say some shit like that
thank god i live alone... i can't how many times i was psychotic and jacking off like a retard thinking i was being stealth but my fam could hear me. and yes the cum smell is definately true my granny use to say (before i kicked her out) that my room smelled of dead fish always (i had a cum towel that i cummed on for like 2 years and would hide under my bed)
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Damn. Thats brutal.
Yeah, he was pretty bald by 30. He ended up dating a woman 20 years older than him.
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Jokes on you, I have my own apartment.
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