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Your greatest fuck ups of all time

Sub8Hate

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I was at a bar once and drove up the courage to talk to a Foid. Things went well and then I return to my friends to hang out and have another drink. After a couple minutes my friend tapped my leg and said look who's here. I look up in the Floyd is standing at the end of our table kind of casually rocking into it back and forth. Instead of talking to her like a normal person I went and chatted with this guy I had seen that I knew from my past and had not approached yet. After talking to himself and after psyching myself up I went to go talk to the girl and she was gone. I fucked up bad .

Another time I was at an underground rock show and this teen porn looking blonde bitch kept eye fucking me. The expressions on her face signaled interest, too. I was a little bitch boy and never approached her. I messed up and I regret that one hard.

So what are your regretful stories? If I remember any others I'll post them.

FMMMMMLLLLLL I act like such a beta idiot sometimes.
 
Does it have to relate to failing in front of females you want to snag?
 
Kointo said:
Does it have to relate to failing in front of females you want to snag?

Sure, but you can also discuss fuck ups such as saying something retarded or sending terrible messages via text or otherwise. Any situation in which things were going OK or fine that you just fucked up.
 
My 2nd biggest fuck up is the Stacy messaged me thread. My biggest fuckup remains a secret because the amount of mental retardation I had was just insane. And I would probably receive death threats from some of you for that
 
I had a STACY want an LTR, she asked for it, but I thought she meant marriage (all happened in a different language other than English that I'm not great at speaking) and I told her I couldn't get married because I thought she was looking for a green card. I didn't say the green card part, just that it was too soon. She soon after lost interest. I am such a fucking tool. A Stacy! Verifiable 7+.I should rope.
 
Sub8Hate said:
Sure, but you can also discuss fuck ups such as saying something retarded or sending terrible messages via text or otherwise. Any situation in which things were going OK or fine that you just fucked up.

I've never fucked up with a female via texts. I'm just ugly.
 
I hate to admit it but blue pilled retards may be right about having a better chance to score something better looking IRL as opposed to online. I mean I mostly get ugly to average, but some fine ass women have seemed interested or dated me (just that 1) IRL. Couple of one night stands too, and if they had been online I would have had 0 chance with equivalently attractive womyn.
 
Not asking this Asian girl in one of my classes for her number.
 
I also didn't pursue this one chick because she was a butter face. If you knew how good her body was you would cut my nuts off. At this point in time I'd marry the bitch, jk KEK. But seriously a really stupid move. I should have been smashing that regularly. At least I felt her boobs a little but she was already pregnant and in an LTR at this point. I could have had a phat ass bouncing on my cawk but instead I passed it up like I had it that good to do so. Rope time.
 
Making a tinder JFLLLL killed me inside
 
_incelinside said:
Making a tinder JFLLLL killed me inside

I won't even make one, seems like the most brutal app. Guess the same is true for OK cupid now. 

But then again I'm not looksmaxed and look terrible, but working on it.
 
Letting this one girl use me as her source of validation and attention. She would send me nice pics of herself on Snapchat. She sent me a pic of her with some guy off tinder naked under the sheets smiling at me. I was still her friend for too long. But she was one of the main reasons I realized it was all about looks. She would tell me about guys she found hot. Met a guy she liked and he didn't have confidence, he didn't even try. I was rejected by this girl (should have mentioned that first but fuck it), and I was rejected harshly in her car. She said I wasn't tall or blonde. I never felt like so much shit in a long time. Even though I regret being friends with her, I learned about female nature for the first time.
 
Leaving my PSL 5-6 Thailand girlfriend and moving back to the UK.

Oh how I screwed up and every night I get to look at the walls of this hostel to remind me of how much I've fallen.
 
Being too autistic to receive a blowjob. It ruined my life and resulted in me posting on here.
 
Had a female suck my dick but forgot to tell her to lick my balls :(. Fuck man it’s hard being a truecel and all because of this one fuck-up.
 
@framecel222

latest
 
Octopusgun2 said:
Had a female suck my dick but forgot to tell her to lick my balls . Fuck man it’s hard being a truecel and all because of this one fuck-up.

I legit LOL'd.


Kointo said:
@framecel222
latest

Fairly accurate.
 
Facade said:
My 2nd biggest fuck up is the Stacy messaged me thread. My biggest fuckup remains a secret because the amount of mental retardation I had was just insane. And I would probably receive death threats from some of you for that

Tell us bro. Mine may even be worse. I have so many I can't even remember them. They were legit suicidefuel when I cared.

I remember in middle school a girl had a MAJOR crush on me but I was so scared to talk to hr I temporarily quit SM to avoid her.

I also once dmed a girl saying "I heard you give blowjobs" when I was like 15 because I wanted to get rid of th stigma and that's how I SINCERELY THOUGHT IT WORKED.

So many others I can't even remember them all.
 

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