Based Your Girlfriend can't cheat on you if....

BabyFuck McGirlsex

BabyFuck McGirlsex

Alienwarecel
★★★★★
Joined
Sep 23, 2019
Posts
3,477
Online
29d 2h 16m
She doesnt exist to begin with. Foids dont love their so called "Boyfriends", they only love themselves. The world is replete with examples of degenerate foids cheating on their perfect, giga chad boyfriends who tick all the boxes (jaw, dick, status, money e.t.c)

In fact if every time a foid cheats it was logged into a book, the entire Milky Way Galaxy will be too small to contain chapter 1 of Volume 1 of that book. The only World Health Organisation approved, sure fire way not to get cheated on and cucked by a girlfriend is not to have one. Just as the best way to not get infected with insidious flesh eating sexually transmitted diseases is not to have sex at all.

Now, this got me thinking - are there any advantages to being an Incel Grand Wizard Knight? There are always two sides to every coin - no matter how bad something is, there is always a few redeeming qualities therein. What are the positives of being Incel?
 
rightfulcel

rightfulcel

Becoming the perfect being
-
Joined
Apr 24, 2019
Posts
15,729
Online
68d 15h 5m
Lifefuel if your name is "themselves" tbh ngl mogs me
 
Genetic Dead End

Genetic Dead End

Unfiltered sadness. AcneScarCel.
Joined
Oct 19, 2019
Posts
2,544
Online
51d 2h 36m
True, but gigacope.
 
stravinsky

stravinsky

Wizard
★★★
Joined
Mar 8, 2019
Posts
4,201
Online
158d 9h 9m
Can't get food poisoning while starving to death!
 
Foxman8472

Foxman8472

Katabasis
★★★★★
Joined
Jan 30, 2018
Posts
445
Online
1d 3h 10m
What are the positives of being Incel?

First off, I'm the only person who has a vote about how I spend my free time.
I don't have to financially support anyone, and am not legally bound to continue supporting financially someone who betrayed me.
I pay escorts, I fuck them, and then they leave. I don't have to live with drama.
If I want my undies sitting on the floor in the middle of the living room, that's where they sit for the entire day or week or month. If it doesn't bother me, it doesn't bother anyone.
I don't have to live in constant fear that I'm getting complacent and am soon to be cucked.

...and most importantly...

I am not passively supporting a system which sees a good chunk of men relegated to the back of society's bus just because foids and the betas that support them consider it good for them.
 
Sparrow's Song

Sparrow's Song

The Veiled Prophet of ☽Incelabad☾
-
Joined
Dec 14, 2017
Posts
13,180
Online
88d 4h 1m
Even if I was The Chad of Chads...
There is no foid on Earth who has a personality I can tolerate...
 
Llama

Llama

When do the “best years of my life” start?
★★★★★
Joined
Oct 1, 2019
Posts
1,929
Online
46d 23h 39m
Good parts: Blackpill lense

Seeing things through the blackpill really makes some shit make sense
 
Deleted member 1983

Deleted member 1983

25yr NEET virgin
-
Joined
Dec 5, 2017
Posts
12,789
Online
44d 11h 26m
positives of being incel

mastered the art of masturbation
 
BabyFuck McGirlsex

BabyFuck McGirlsex

Alienwarecel
★★★★★
Joined
Sep 23, 2019
Posts
3,477
Online
29d 2h 16m
Virginp0wers said:
positives of being incel

mastered the art of masturbation
Have you tried the "Dead Hand" technique? Its when you sit on the palm of your hand until it becomes numb and when you jerk off using a numb hand it feels like its another person jerking you off
Llama said:
Good parts: Blackpill lense

Seeing things through the blackpill really makes some shit make sense
Blackpilled lens is the only way to truly view the world for what it is
Sparrow's Song said:
Even if I was The Chad of Chads...
There is no foid on Earth who has a personality I can tolerate...
Foids have no unique personality! The AWALT meme is true and scientifically correct. All foids are the same
 
Last edited:
MaxZM98

MaxZM98

Socially constructed loser
★★★
Joined
May 2, 2018
Posts
3,700
Online
76d 21m
your girl cant cheat on you if she's a 2D kawaii waifu.

or if she's in your basement.
 
Carotel

Carotel

Just rope
-
Joined
Jul 12, 2019
Posts
1,918
Online
7d 5h 51m
MaxZM98 said:
or if she's in your basement.
IT users: "Hello FBI? Yes it's about this man."
 
Bane of Arthropods

Bane of Arthropods

all i wanted was to be a real human being
-
Joined
Jan 4, 2020
Posts
2,891
Online
7d 18h 40m
stravinsky said:
Can't get food poisoning while starving to death!
:feelsthink:
 
Comfycel

Comfycel

24 y/o NEETcel Weebcel 2D>3DPD Every Single Time
★★★
Joined
Dec 29, 2019
Posts
746
Online
12d 17h 46m
MaxZM98 said:
your girl cant cheat on you if she's a 2D kawaii waifu.
 
Lone-Star

Lone-Star

Some men just want to watch the world burn.
★★★★★
Joined
Jan 7, 2020
Posts
4,961
Online
39d 16h 7m
reallyunfuckable

reallyunfuckable

I just fucking want to love and be loved that's al
★★
Joined
Nov 5, 2019
Posts
2,159
Online
6d 17h 26m
BabyFuck McGirlsex said:
What are the positives of being Incel?
The only positive is that you just don't live in a world of illusion. You just know the truth. Plus, you have more time for yourself and not for hypocrite bitches normies.

Outside from that, living as incel is worse than death
 
Emba

Emba

Jarjar Sphinx
★★★★★
Joined
May 19, 2019
Posts
28,491
Online
111d 24m
What is a girlfriend?
 
PPEcel

PPEcel

truecel, studentcel, 21
★★★★★
Joined
Oct 1, 2018
Posts
22,429
Online
159d 11h 36m
Galleo

Galleo

The Beautiful Officer
-
Joined
Jan 10, 2020
Posts
877
Online
7d 16h 0m
This is why you pump and dump them.
 
Daydreamincel

Daydreamincel

Incel Incarnate
★★★★★
Joined
Nov 26, 2019
Posts
16,212
Online
133d 3h 44m
Virginp0wers said:
positives of being incel

mastered the art of masturbation
you become the master baiter
 
Deleted member 21514

Deleted member 21514

Self-banned
-
Joined
Oct 4, 2019
Posts
16,889
Online
54d 1h 40m
Deleted member 23450

Deleted member 23450

Do not disturb when I close my eyes
-
Joined
Dec 16, 2019
Posts
3,465
Online
45d 20h 27m
BabyFuck McGirlsex said:
She doesnt exist to begin with.
 
BabyFuck McGirlsex

BabyFuck McGirlsex

Alienwarecel
★★★★★
Joined
Sep 23, 2019
Posts
3,477
Online
29d 2h 16m
reallyunfuckable said:
The only positive is that you just don't live in a world of illusion. You just know the truth. Plus, you have more time for yourself and not for hypocrite bitches normies.

Outside from that, living as incel is worse than death
Nuclear Physicist IQ
MaxZM98 said:
your girl cant cheat on you if she's a 2D kawaii waifu.

or if she's in your basement.
Based Based Based Based
Emba said:
What is a girlfriend?
A foid you are fucking regularly and have an emotional connection (jfl) with and go on dates and shit and watch sunsets together :cryfeels::cryfeels: