Experiment Your first measure as newly elected World Dictator

[Henry de Montherlant]

Imagine you wake up tomorrow in a parallel universe and get wind of the fact that you were actually in coma for like 10 minutes during which your brain imagined you were living the life of a lousy virgin in our current dimension, from birth to last night when you felt asleep while browsing incels.is.

You also learn that you got elected life long dictator just yesterday (into the parallel universe timeline), a universe that shares almost every aspect of ours, except the slight difference that occured regarding your particular destiny (that changes a lot to you).

Also, incels.is doesn't exist in this dimension.

After you processed all this massive life changing pieces of info in your convalescent head, an obsequious advisor suddenly asks you :

"What is you very first measure my Dictator ?"

The senate already made some propositions (see poll) but you can also get rid of it and make a bloodthirsty comment if you think the senate is just a bunch of idiots.

 

[Aarvind]

You forgot "Immediately establish eugenics program to produce only intelligent, beautiful babies."

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

You forgot "Immediately establish eugenics program to produce only intelligent, beautiful babies."

That's the part where you get rid of the Senate because they are a bunch of idiots.

 

[Deleted member]

nuke the world.

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

nuke the world.

 

[CIA nigger]

where the fuck is the option to start a cuck genocide??

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

where the fuck is the option to start a cuck genocide??

It's basically the very first choice.

 

[CIA nigger]

It's basically the very first choice.

sedate? are you cucked? thats not enough. decapitate them and feed their rotting carcasses to grizzlies

 

[FlyFace]

nuke the world.

Too quick and merciful. You need to take the world and rape it from the inside out over a period of a year in my opinion. Destroying all the farms, farm animal genocide, polluting the water supplies, establishing rape squads to hunt and rape every other human being in the world, male and female spreading countless STIs and STDs, causing the economy to crash leading to extreme poverty, crime and the establishment of tribalism as the atmosphere slowly disintegrates and everybody dies. That'd be worth a billion orgasms to me.. just thinking of this universe of sorrow makes me incredibly horny. Drinking extortionately priced drinks as it all fucking crumbles.

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

sedate? are you cucked? thats not enough. decapitate them and feed their rotting carcasses to grizzlies

I don't know if I'm cucked but you're definitely low IQ. How could you enforce such a law if you don't make it look a bit "human" jfl

 

[i_a_m_i]

Of the options listed in the poll, eugenics would be my first concern. I would also dramatically reduce the global population, support racial nationalism, protect the enviroment and devote at least half the Earth's land and sea for non-human use, end animal exploitation, support scientific endeavor- namely, fusion, space travel, AI, persocom-tier androids- and other things.

The option "Organize new elections, you're obviously not suited for the job" is probably the most realistic. I am not smart enough to run the entire world; I would only be able to tell the advisor my vague principles and beliefs with no strategy of actualizing them. However, the opportunity is too great to turn down.

 

[anon]

Read my sig.

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

UBI is for cucks.



High quality shitpost, almost on leucostite level.

 

[mlcurrycel]

UBI is for cucks.

+1 , voted UBI from lack of other options.
Marxism-Rodgerism is the ideal situation, have Soviet style economy with enfirced monogamy, mandatory paternity tests, murder of both cheating women and the chad they fucked (I'm a feminist), and transfer of cheating Chad's woman to the aggrieved party.

 

[Kirito3]

Big red button

 

[Incellectual]

Where the fuck is the genocide everyone option? I'm not letting a single fuck live not even myself. Its about time someone destroyed this wretched species.

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

SEX HAREM. IT'S ALWAYS SEX HAREM. THAT'S THE ONLY ANSWER.

 

[misanthropekun]

nuke the world.

 

[ControlledInsanity]

Secure the existence of humanity by conquering Mars.

 

[YungCell]

nuke the world.

Starting with my palace.

 

[TakeTheBlackPill]

We need government issued girlfriends. Incels can cope with this. Either way, all the women right now are used up. Then, we can actually try to change the culture to a more blackpilled one that practices actual enforced monogamy (not the one that Jordan Peterson described).

 

[Wuying_Ren]

Kick the feminists off my planet.

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

@builderseed
@YungCell

They da real mvp.

Secure the existence of humanity by conquering Mars.

High IQ.

 

[Konon]

I'm gonna make everyone extremely poor and establish a new medieval-like dystopia and use all the resources for myself.

 

[YungCell]

@builderseed
@YungCell

They da real mvp.

Why do I get such a title?

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

Why do I get such a title?

Because you picked the answer where you want to get back to our dimension to live the incels.is social experimentation lol

Why do I get such a title?

Because you picked the answer where you want to get back to our dimension to live the incels.is social experimentation lol