>hair color alternates between normal (brown, blonde, black) to some ridiculous fucking color (pink, purple, green) every few months
>has a nose piercing or some form of neck or stomach tattoo of some dumb fucking “exotic” animal like an eagle claiming it’s their “spiritual” or “power” animal
>refuses to believe in god or organized religion but at the same time bases life decisions and partners on their zodiac sign because “astrology has supernatural kinetic energy that affects everything”
>has poor mindless simps that keep her company in between chads for social support and comfort after being pumped and dumped. Gives her orbiters a tiny taste of a chance at a romantic relationship with them just to keep them on their leash
>writes dumb shit like “buy me food and I’ll love you forever” on their Tinder profiles to seem quirky and cute to gl guys but for lower tier men she is a cold bitch
>Tells men who have beautiful talents like writing and drawing but are unfortunately ugly to “develop more interesting hobbies” in the meantime her conversations can never expand outside of coach purses and expensive dinner dates and is just interested in whatever their boyfriends are
>enjoys reading and appreciating all of the talents and skills of recently mentioned lonely males and actually connects better with them and manages to have deeper conversations with them but in the end still bangs some 6 foot pretty boy who she actually has nothing in common with so she creates the best of both worlds; be entertained by ugly talented men and fuck bland, hot men at the same time
>there’s a shit ton more but I would be here for hours if I kept going
>has a nose piercing or some form of neck or stomach tattoo of some dumb fucking “exotic” animal like an eagle claiming it’s their “spiritual” or “power” animal
>refuses to believe in god or organized religion but at the same time bases life decisions and partners on their zodiac sign because “astrology has supernatural kinetic energy that affects everything”
>has poor mindless simps that keep her company in between chads for social support and comfort after being pumped and dumped. Gives her orbiters a tiny taste of a chance at a romantic relationship with them just to keep them on their leash
>writes dumb shit like “buy me food and I’ll love you forever” on their Tinder profiles to seem quirky and cute to gl guys but for lower tier men she is a cold bitch
>Tells men who have beautiful talents like writing and drawing but are unfortunately ugly to “develop more interesting hobbies” in the meantime her conversations can never expand outside of coach purses and expensive dinner dates and is just interested in whatever their boyfriends are
>enjoys reading and appreciating all of the talents and skills of recently mentioned lonely males and actually connects better with them and manages to have deeper conversations with them but in the end still bangs some 6 foot pretty boy who she actually has nothing in common with so she creates the best of both worlds; be entertained by ugly talented men and fuck bland, hot men at the same time
>there’s a shit ton more but I would be here for hours if I kept going
