You are a fat disgusting failure. Nothing you have ever done matters and all you bring is shame and embarrassment to those who know you. You stink like sweat, shit, and cheese. Bathing doesn't help for longer than 30 seconds. You look like a monkey, rat, and piece of dog-shit fucked a thumb. You have never held any job besides minimum-wage retard-work. You have the mind of a child and the dick of one too.
You are subhuman demon scum created by Satan's cum-smoke and the sanatorium of two incestuous brother goats. The world will enter a never-ending orgasm of delight when you finally die.
When YOU pass away, the world will become a much happier place.
YOU will be forgotten for eternity.
YOU will have people pissing on your grave.
At the second YOU die, sadness and pain in the world will end. It will be the death of loathing but the death of desire as well.
YOU will be suddenly diagnosed with terminal cancer.
YOU will die alone, so don't worry about anyone else suffering with you. I welcome it for my behavior sir master.
YOU can put a metal fork into a electrical outlet to jump start YOUR brain. I tried but not even electricity wants to touch me sir master. YOU will never breed.
YOU can commit suicide to make the world a better place and be remembered as an hero. Just remember The world ends with You fool. I will not take the pleasure from you sir master. YOU will be shot. By your hands or the hands of your enemies sir master. YOU were invited to Lulzcon! This is the single most importantly lulzyexperience of YOUR life. But if YOU'RE reading this now, YOU probably failed to get there. Fucking loser. YOU suck ass and YOU secretly enjoy saying the cake is a lie while YOU masturbate in the shower. The cake was a lie and a cruel joke sir master you come up with the best sir master. YOUR penis is a stub. YOU can help by tugging on it.
YOUR childern will not be as ugly as you, since you will never be able to reproduce with that horrible face and tiny penis of yours. This is a lie, as no one will ever mate with you. I know this sir master.
You are subhuman demon scum created by Satan's cum-smoke and the sanatorium of two incestuous brother goats. The world will enter a never-ending orgasm of delight when you finally die.
- Learning how not to shit your pants.
- Remaining a virgin
until you're 25. forever. - Not having any work history whatsoever and never finding a legitimate career.
- Being an absolute faggot.
- Masturbating 3x in a row.
- Exchanging body fluids with Casey Stoner without knowing it.
- Successfully attempting Autofellatio (If you're skinny and well endowed)
- Not contributing anything worthwhile to the world.
- Giving up then residing to bullying moot after failing to kill him 1021 times. I take rejection badly even if I can't resist how much I enjoy it too sir master.
- Gaining lots of weight and being a fat lazy fuck.
- Reading at a 1st grade level
- Scoring a part-time job with a shitty position at McDonald's/KFC/WalMart while working 10 hours a week.
- Making people want to kill themselves.
- Disappointing your parents, and making them kill themselves.
- Making a web comic that looks like a 5 year old wiped his ass with ms paint.
- putting a bullet in your head
- Reaching Level 110 in WoW: Legion
- Reaching Level 200~250 in Maplestory (get a fucking life LOSER)
When YOU pass away, the world will become a much happier place.
YOU will be forgotten for eternity.
YOU will have people pissing on your grave.
At the second YOU die, sadness and pain in the world will end. It will be the death of loathing but the death of desire as well.
YOU will be suddenly diagnosed with terminal cancer.
YOU will die alone, so don't worry about anyone else suffering with you. I welcome it for my behavior sir master.
YOU can put a metal fork into a electrical outlet to jump start YOUR brain. I tried but not even electricity wants to touch me sir master. YOU will never breed.
YOU can commit suicide to make the world a better place and be remembered as an hero. Just remember The world ends with You fool. I will not take the pleasure from you sir master. YOU will be shot. By your hands or the hands of your enemies sir master. YOU were invited to Lulzcon! This is the single most importantly lulzyexperience of YOUR life. But if YOU'RE reading this now, YOU probably failed to get there. Fucking loser. YOU suck ass and YOU secretly enjoy saying the cake is a lie while YOU masturbate in the shower. The cake was a lie and a cruel joke sir master you come up with the best sir master. YOUR penis is a stub. YOU can help by tugging on it.
