One very underrated aspect of having a companion you love, you guys get used to each other and the shit your body does. Over for the many incels that society has doomed.
You will never have a fart contest with your wife as you both laugh together
ded srs?
farts me
To get a wife you need to be a cuck
Fart contest? with a foid?
how subhuman do you have to be to do that wtf.
to do that you have to be so low that satan says fuck off when you arrive in hell
how subhuman do you have to be to do that wtf.
to do that you have to be so low that satan says fuck off when you arrive in hell
Sounds kinda disgusting tbh.
I want to have a shitting contest with her. Then she can suck the shit off my ass after
boner killer
THIS
I assume it goes both ways?
He fell for reddit meme " I knew she was the one when I farted and she laughed with me ", ignoring that Chad can piss in her mouth and it wouldn't matter
I'll have a cuck pay her to suck her shit off the floor and then I'll beat her ass and take the money and spend it on myself
Just saw this ad on the site.
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Disgusting shit my man.
It's disgusting, but you are right, stuff like this happens when you are married.
I assume it takes a lot to step out of your comfort zone, etc.
I assume it takes a lot to step out of your comfort zone, etc.
Females don’t fart or shit, these “”””people”””” you’re talking about are trannies
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over for degeneratecels
Suicide fuel for @chudur-budur
Thank God.
Once I saw one 400lb morbidly obese lardbeast was riding a kart and farting and barping continuously in walmart.
It was hot af.
Once I saw one 400lb morbidly obese lardbeast was riding a kart and farting and barping continuously in walmart.
It was hot af.
i dont want this
this is probably the worst thread i have ever seen top fucking kek
I fucking hate cucks who fart infront of the foid or take a shit while the foid is in the bathrooms with them, that shit is not confidence, there has to be limits, numales don't even know what confidence mean. If I had a girlfriend and she jokingly farted in front of me I would beat the fuck out of her to make sure the whore learns.
obese females don’t have the mobility to squat and take a street shit, how does that make you feel ?Once I saw one 400lb morbidly obese lardbeast was riding a kart and farting and barping continuously in walmart.
It was hot af.
BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP
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discrete brapposting
Where there is a will, there is a way. If she is dedicated, she can always do it.
This thread is blue pill central, acting like a woman doing "gross shit" with you is a sign of affection, the bitch has swallowed multiple loads and probably eaten a Chads ass out, wtf kind of retard shit is this, these guys are watching too much Lifetime Movie Network, falling for some cringy romantic comedy movie cliche memes, its pathetic
@SuperSaiyanGymcel
Will this hypothetical wife let you fuck her in the ass and then suck you off?
She's done that shit with Chad, so ask yourself, if she'll play fart games with you but won't offer up every hole, what are you to her
You are acting like that scenario is the height of "closeness" JFL, your wife would haave done more extreme shit, she's farted guys cum out of her ass, JFL at seeing this scenario as some sign of a "bond"
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My girlfriend won't be allowed to fart or burp. Not a single toot, or she gets the boot.
You don't need to write a novel for a thread like this, How can you get this pissed off at a low iq thread such as this? Not meant to be take seriosuly, just one of the things chad experinces.
1. You just said why, its low IQ
2. Its cucked, its setting a low standard for happiness for men who are reading, you know some blue pilled cuck is gonna read this shit and tell himself - "I have that with my wife, so what if she's had 100+ sexual partners"
There are so many romantic things to do together and you are talking about farts.
Sad shit, man.
its pukefuel tbh, kinda disgusting, would never do it with my gf if i had
9 notifications all from you, amazing buddy boyo
I'm actually glad, that i never gonna have to experience that, tbh.
High iq.
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