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You will NEVER experience these things

BlackPillDealer

BlackPillDealer

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As an incel you will never get throat cancer from HPV after eating out a sluts pussy.

You will never have a serious STD infection (unless bareback fucking hookers).

You will never find out your girlfriend is cheating on you with your best friend or brother.

You will never accidentally impregnate a slut who decides to keep the baby and force you to pay child support.

You will never be fake pregnancy scammed by a roastie who wants easy money.

You will never marry and raise a kid with a femoid, who then decides she is bored and divorce rapes you, takes half your stuff, takes the kid and forces you to pay alimony and child support with no visitation rights.

You will never unknowingly raise Chad's children as your own.

You will never knowingly raise Tyrone's children as your own.

You will never have to deal with your girlfriends constant nagging and shit testing.

You will never have to deal with your girlfriend constantly mirin' Chads and Tyrones while walking down the street with her.

You will never be the victim of a false domestic abuse claim.

You will never be the victim of domestic abuse by a roastie.

You will (most likely) never be falsely accused of rape.

You will never fall deeply in love with a girl and then inevitably have your heart broken when she gets bored and wants to fuck other guys.

You will never have to deal with your girlfriends shitty parents.

You will never have to go to several family gatherings and social events when all you want to do is stay home and play vidya.

You will never have to ask permission from your wife to buy a new computer or gaming console.

You will never be in economic slavery to a roastie wife.

You will never have to be pressured by your girlfriend to pay off her student or credit card debt.

You will never be dumped by your girlfriend after paying off her debts.

You will never be judged and criticized for everything you do by a roastie in your own home.

... incels are really missing out!
 
Incel > beta cuck
 
Chad life> Normie Life> Incel Life> Beta Cuck life
 
What are the odds any of these happens?
 
incelman said:
What are the odds any of these happens?

They are relatively common. 54% of women admit to cheating on their partners. Some women don't consider blowjobs or kissing other men cheating, so its probably higher.

Divorce rates are around 50% in most Western countries and all of them have gynocentric laws where 80-90% of the time the woman wins child custody and comes out on top in divorce settlements.

You don't even have to get married to be divorce raped. If you cohabitate for 3-12 months it is considered as being in a "marriage-like relationship" or "common law marriage" depending on the state/country.

9-30% of children are not raised by their biological father, and the father thinks its his kids.

1 in 2 sexually active people will contract an STD by age 25. In the US every year there is 20 million new STD cases.
 
Change your name to CopeDealer.
 
Framecel222 said:
Change your name to CopeDealer.

You just haven't accepted all the black pills. Perhaps you need a suppository.
 
BluePillDealer
 
Excellent. Beta cucks put up with the bad stuff and Chad gets everything good. Incels have it neutral.
 
incelkingkong said:
BluePillDealer

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."

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BlackPillDealer said:
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."

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"They laugh at you."
 
This must be the only positive Black Pill, as opposed to the usual brutal ones. kek

Modern FHOs are intolerable these days. I guess there is a silver lining, however small.
 

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