As an incel you will never get throat cancer from HPV after eating out a sluts pussy.
You will never have a serious STD infection (unless bareback fucking hookers).
You will never find out your girlfriend is cheating on you with your best friend or brother.
You will never accidentally impregnate a slut who decides to keep the baby and force you to pay child support.
You will never be fake pregnancy scammed by a roastie who wants easy money.
You will never marry and raise a kid with a femoid, who then decides she is bored and divorce rapes you, takes half your stuff, takes the kid and forces you to pay alimony and child support with no visitation rights.
You will never unknowingly raise Chad's children as your own.
You will never knowingly raise Tyrone's children as your own.
You will never have to deal with your girlfriends constant nagging and shit testing.
You will never have to deal with your girlfriend constantly mirin' Chads and Tyrones while walking down the street with her.
You will never be the victim of a false domestic abuse claim.
You will never be the victim of domestic abuse by a roastie.
You will (most likely) never be falsely accused of rape.
You will never fall deeply in love with a girl and then inevitably have your heart broken when she gets bored and wants to fuck other guys.
You will never have to deal with your girlfriends shitty parents.
You will never have to go to several family gatherings and social events when all you want to do is stay home and play vidya.
You will never have to ask permission from your wife to buy a new computer or gaming console.
You will never be in economic slavery to a roastie wife.
You will never have to be pressured by your girlfriend to pay off her student or credit card debt.
You will never be dumped by your girlfriend after paying off her debts.
You will never be judged and criticized for everything you do by a roastie in your own home.
... incels are really missing out!
You will never have a serious STD infection (unless bareback fucking hookers).
You will never find out your girlfriend is cheating on you with your best friend or brother.
You will never accidentally impregnate a slut who decides to keep the baby and force you to pay child support.
You will never be fake pregnancy scammed by a roastie who wants easy money.
You will never marry and raise a kid with a femoid, who then decides she is bored and divorce rapes you, takes half your stuff, takes the kid and forces you to pay alimony and child support with no visitation rights.
You will never unknowingly raise Chad's children as your own.
You will never knowingly raise Tyrone's children as your own.
You will never have to deal with your girlfriends constant nagging and shit testing.
You will never have to deal with your girlfriend constantly mirin' Chads and Tyrones while walking down the street with her.
You will never be the victim of a false domestic abuse claim.
You will never be the victim of domestic abuse by a roastie.
You will (most likely) never be falsely accused of rape.
You will never fall deeply in love with a girl and then inevitably have your heart broken when she gets bored and wants to fuck other guys.
You will never have to deal with your girlfriends shitty parents.
You will never have to go to several family gatherings and social events when all you want to do is stay home and play vidya.
You will never have to ask permission from your wife to buy a new computer or gaming console.
You will never be in economic slavery to a roastie wife.
You will never have to be pressured by your girlfriend to pay off her student or credit card debt.
You will never be dumped by your girlfriend after paying off her debts.
You will never be judged and criticized for everything you do by a roastie in your own home.
... incels are really missing out!
