LifeFuel You were the fastest sperm of millions

[Gendocel]

Whenever I feel bad or inferior I remind myself that I was Nr 1 out of millions of sperms.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Imagine how the other sperms looked like if we were the fastest out of them all

 

[Quoj]

Unfortunately I was.

 

[glowIntheDark]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but the idea that millions of sperms are on an Olympian race to reach the egg is yet another fantasy of human reproduction.

The female egg chooses which sperm is going to fertilize it.

It’s Not A Race: Female Eggs Choose Which Sperm Gets To Fertilise It, Study Shows

The research also showed that the eggs don’t always agree with the women’s choice of partner -- didn’t attract more sperm from their partner compared to sperm from another male.

www.indiatimes.com

hmm but can I trust curry origin articles?

 

[IncelCream]

Imagine how the other sperms looked like if we were the fastest out of them all

 

[Robo_Cope]

Imagine how the other sperms looked like if we were the fastest out of them all

Yay ! i’m so happy ! … i won the biggest race of the special olympic of my existence ! just fucking kill me already

 

[Gendocel]

Yay ! i’m so happy ! … i won the biggest race of the special olympic of my existence ! just fucking kill me already

Kek

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Yay ! i’m so happy ! … i won the biggest race of the special olympic of my existence ! just fucking kill me already

 

[Robb97]

Imagine how shit the other ones were jfl

 

[lemon21]

Imagine how the other sperms looked like if we were the fastest out of them all

Lmao, i thought about this recently. So if i "won" vs the other sperms, and i ended up like this. The other's must have been depressing to even contemplate

 

[Robb97]

The other sperms:

 

[Thaway]

Yeah, but 51 percent of me was also the shittiest quality egg. So it really doesn't matter.

 

[Murder Mario]

Epic cope thread.

 

[isaincel]

The other sperms:
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Top kek XD