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Experiment You wake up as Chad.

Which path will you choose?

  • Pump and dump as many femoids as you can.

  • Try finding the perfect girlfriend and be with her.

  • Staying a disgusting fag volcel.


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You suddenly wake up tomorrow as Chad.
What do you do?
 
Keep posting here
 
1. Gather up brocels
2. Acquire a good amount of resources
3. Genghismaxxing
4. Transhumanized into an eternal being ruling the world forever.
 
virgin looksmatch young foid
 
There is no "perfect" girlfriend.
I could never trust a woman
 
I just want one girl so the last option is clearly for me. I'm not interested in becoming a whore.
 
I didn't vote because you forgot to add the "keep living exactly as you do now" option
 
Id neet off foids tbh ngl
 
Pump and dump, no girl is worth of being my girlfriend
 
First I would recklessly pump and dump to vent my frustration.
Then eventually, I would search for a kinda pure girlfriend (less than 5 men before which is very hard to find when they are 25 yo) and live with her while cheating on her.

But this thread is cope and is pure suicidefuel because I will never be a Chad.
 
I put find the "perfect girl" not because I think she exists but pumping and dumping is just asking to get an STD. I'd rather just get a girl I am super into and stick with her. I am also into more low status foids anyways so the chance of her running off for some giga Chad are lower.
 
I'd ask all the foids that rejected me on a date then GHOST on them
 
realistic thought would be staying a volcel. incel mentality would still dominating me and BDD as well so yeah
 
I was not able to wake up.
 
Do the same thing I'm doing now
 
I don't want to wake up as a Chad... I don't want to be at either end of the spectrum. Tbh, I'd prefer to wake up as a low iq, bluepilled normie with a looksmatch gf who doesn't cheat, and leave all this behind me forever. I just want a normal life. FML.
 
I chose "Pump and pour as many thighs as possible." But I would also like to punish those femoids who cynically reject incels.
 
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“Guys you wont believe what happened! :feelsahh:
 
I'd change my AVI to an anime avi and become a postmaxxer.
 
Pump and dump to mend the crippling and wound caused by lonely teen years. I would also be very vocal about the blackpill and everyone would listen and respect me because Im good looking.
 
Imagine waking up knowing it all was just a nightmare
Pump and dump to mend the crippling and wound caused by lonely teen years. I would also be very vocal about the blackpill and everyone would listen and respect me because Im good looking.
I would also do it, if I didn't forget in between fucking gigastacys.
 
I'd change my AVI to an anime avi and become a postmaxxer.
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Option A obviously. But even as a chad I would advocate that every man should have a constitutional right to have sex consistently. Leads to a way better functioning society where low-tier men will have a reason to be productive.
 
I would obviously choose option A. Having a perfect girlfriend is nice in theory but you will always get cucked. Even chads can get cucked at times. I would have high social status and influence so I would advocate for better treatment of my fellow brocels
 
Try finding the perfect girlfriend and be with her.

Because I don't like the idea of enabling female polygamy and hypergamy.
 
go ER for all the pain and misery ive endured for my entire existence.
 
Would speedrun sex 100%
 

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