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You wake up as a 5/10. You have 24 hours to get laid (no escorts or rape) and you get 1 million in cash. If you fail, your parents die

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Since normies get sex easily if they're "just be nt bro", this shouldn't be hard, right?
 
hahaha how do you guys come up with these scenarios
 
you just tell a woman what will happen if you have sex go on fetlife and look for someone to fuck desperately im sure there will be a landwhale wanting t obe fucked
 
Rent a lambo or ferrari and run approach game.
 
you just tell a woman what will happen if you have sex go on fetlife and look for someone to fuck desperately im sure there will be a landwhale wanting t obe fucked

landwhales can easily fuck much higher than 5/10
 
Thing is, I am already a 5/10.
 
Holy shit, someone answer this please.
 
If mentalcels are just volcels surely it would be easy to figure out how to do this.
 
That's really tough. I've never been a 5/10 but i think it would be hard. Probably go for a fat chick.
 
buy a ksg and
Peep
 
Stupid challenge. Impossible because no one under 8/10 in looks has ever gotten laid for free in the entire history of mankind.
 
I seen a dude looking like Daddy Yankee with a Dark SSBBW mexican chick, it's fucking over bro just take the money and run.
 
Without escorts or rape? Sounds like a rigged game, oh wait that's life.
 
you just tell a woman what will happen if you have sex go on fetlife and look for someone to fuck desperately im sure there will be a landwhale wanting t obe fucked
Roll them around in flour and find the wet spot. Big fat red bean bun bitches
 
I'd call my parents and ask them if they've added me as a beneficiary.
 
I'd probably norwood like Lebron from all that stress and pressure :lul:

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a million dollar and I get rid of my parents? I'd play video games all day and enjoy the rest of my life tbh.
 
Am pretty sure I'm around 5/10 but wouldn't have sex if you give me 2000 years, because I'm not NT,haven't got friends and don't have a car or anything a foid wants otherwise, so yeah.
 
Rape, but by pointing a gun to her head and telling her to do it and enjoy it so it doesn't break the rule
 
Take out a loan of like $50k, either buy or rent out a bunch of status symbols (clothes, watch, car, phone, etc), pick up some golddigger (which would be east af as a 5/10 normie), pay off that loan with the $1mil.
 
Easy, go to nightclub get drunk everyone else is drunk get laid
 
make a tinder account and mention i have a million, leave it on throughout the day. cold approach like mad and try to shoehorn the amount of money i have. chances are i would get to fuck at least one foid that day.
 
1 million or my parents die... tough call.
 
Easy, go to nightclub get drunk everyone else is drunk get laid
Basically. Buy any and all bitches drinks all night, expensive ones, one of them will have sex with you.
 
make me tall and ill get laid today
 
Can I somehow prove to any girl I might try to have sex with that this scenario is the case?
And what do you define 5/10 as?
Average?Slightly below?Ugly?
 
I am a 6
but let's say i woke up as a 7 or 8
i'd go to a bar to orbit some 6/10s since I can't get my looksmatch now
 
I'd go to an elderly home. Odds are she's senile and will forget what happened 5 minutes later, or that she won't complain because it's the best she can get.
 
With the way some of these people were treated by their parents they wont get laid on purpose. They might kill their parents themselves.
 
buy a lamborghini
 
That's impossible.
 
With one million cash, it's super easy tbh. You can even be 0/10.
 
I'm a 1 or 2 out of 10, so honestly I would take this scenario even if my parents died. :feelsautistic:
 
Buy an expensive car, clothes, phone, haircut and approach sub3 older women. I'd probably fail, but it's the best I can do.
 
I'd go into the nearby gypsy shanty ghetto and fuck some dried up 1/10 mentally retarded and deformed subhuman sloot (putting your dick in once and bailing still counts as sex).
The stakes are just too high...
 
I would take the offer if I was a white guy and could do it in asia
 
Only a gigachad can get laid any and everyday.
 
Rent a lambo or ferrari and run approach game.
By ''approach game'' you mean run girls over then fuck their corpse?

That's a good idea. I'll do that next time I get a million dollars.
 
Rent a lambo or ferrari and run approach game.

This. Go softcore prostitution mode by flaunting wealth through a lambo or something and fucking a gold digger who you'll just ghost right after.
 
I refuse to participe in it.
 

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