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[font=Europa, sans-serif]You should sleep with at LEAST 25 guys before settling down, and I’ll tell you exactly why[/font]

[font=Europa, sans-serif]You should sleep with at LEAST 25 guys before settling down, and I’ll tell you exactly why
Ideally more, but y’know, whatever

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by Amanda Ross[/font]


[font=Europa, sans-serif]Throughout history, it's been the bravest of souls who had to fight, die, and become immortalized for their beliefs. Joan of Arc, Gandhi, Jesus. And now me — martyrs for a cause. The fact that I'm about to suffer through dozens of comments calling me a slut should prove to you exactly how serious I am about the thesis of this article:


You have to sleep with at least 25 men before you settle down.
And notice I say men. Gay girls, I trust you. You've known how to maximize the parts with you were born with since that first fateful experience with the shower nozzle in middle school — don't play dumb here, either. You know I know you know.


Anyone with any type of predilection for dick, be it a full-time interest or a part-time thing, should have a sample size of no less than 25 before putting a metaphorical ring around one like some sick, sexual carnival game and settling down for good.
You've got to try every type to make an accurate decision
You try on shoes before you buy them. You ask the girl at the frozen yogurt shop for like, 50 little sample cups before deciding on a flavor. You test drive cars before driving them off the lot. So why wouldn't you make an equally informed decision before committing to one guy/dick? Do you even realize how many types there are out there in the world?
Missy Elliot said it best when she sang, "Boys, boys, all types of boys, Black, white, Puerto Rican, Chinese boys." And she didn't even explore the subsets of dick found within each race and nationality either! For example, I was once under the complete delusion that small dicks were "the best." I even wrote a whole babe article about it. Then one day I got wrecked by a member akin to a Chipotle burrito and immediately changed my tune. 25 is a number vast enough to try it all.[/font]


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https://babe.net/2017/12/26/you-should-sleep-with-at-least-25-guys-before-settling-down-and-ill-tell-you-exactly-why-26107

I'll just be brief:

When a woman has a large number of sexual partners, she finds it harder to pairbond and is more likely to seek a divorce. There are studies on this. Google it if you want the hard data. When you meet a woman at 30-40 yo, you will never compare to the Chads she used to sportfuck. You will be posting on r/deadbedrooms before your last child with her reaches high school.

Women are a shitshow.
 
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Damn, dude. You're going full black pill today.
 
This is what degeneracy does to society
 
Lol nuclear war is an absolute necessity at this point. The cancerous West needs to be vaporized. The degenetacy is getting too out of hand.
 
Imagine the hate if the genders were reversed in the article.
 
Crazy whores are spearheading feminism

they say it wouldn't happen, but it did
 
They should be forced to sleep with 25 incels before they settle down tbh. Would fix the incel problem.
 
I need to sleep with at LEAST 25 girls before settling down.
 
The comments are LEUKEMIA:

Adrianne Laurel · Unicorn Princess at The Dewdrop Forest
Yah it's a really scary thought, right? Women, seeking pleasure, unapologetically.

To the misogynistic commenters, I see you.

[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Alicia Knight[/font]
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]25 isn't much. If you start when you're 18 and meet your husband when you're 30... that's an average of 2 guys a year (plus a bonus dude)[/font]
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[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]John Byrd · 
Harvard University
OK ladies, here is some advice from someone who's actually old and qualified to provide life advice, and who's not merely trolling you with a clickbait "you should sleep with 25 guys" headline. If you line each of us men end to end, and you choose which one of us fucks the best, and you try to settle down with whoever the best fuck is, you're going to have a shitty life. This is because sex is like 30% of a real LTR. And if all you think you want is a man who rocks your box, you are going to be sorely disappointed when you hit 35 and you've given the best years of your life to a screaming misogynist with a big dick. So do yourselves a favor and find a man who gets you off well enough, but more importantly IS YOUR BEST FRIEND. Follow this advice and you have a shot at lifelong happiness; ignore this advice and grow old and bitter with a collection of cats. Peace out y'all
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Victoria Lewis · 
Wor–Wic Community College
I can honestly agree with this. I stayed with a man who beat me senseless only because the sex was so powerful and it was a very painful miserable life. I would rather have no sex and be emotionally and physically stable than be with a guy with a huge dick who’s great in bed.[/font]


Then she will settle down with a sub5 beta but then divorce him cuz she misses the abusive chad.

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JUST REALIZE THAT IT'S OVER. ALL YOUR DREAMS OF HAVING AN INNOCENT, LOVING GF, THAT'S OVER NOW. THERE ARE NO MORE NON-EMBITTERED, NON-CRASS, INNOCENT GIRLS UNLESS YOU LOOK FOR A GF IN A PRIMARY SCHOOL.

IT'S OVER.
 
Good luck finding a man that isn't a complete cuck who even wants to marry a used up degenerate cunt with such a high notch count. 

That's the thing: their Gawker and other shitty feminist bullshit mindrot constantly tell them "gurl, only a weak man will care about yo notch count!" When the reality is that ALL men will care deep down. And then the used up whore will be 40 with six mulatto kids from different "baby daddies" whining about "where all the good men at?!" Tale as old as time. And guess what? Even those former Chads will not touch these harlots when considering marriage. They're actually first in line for a 10/10 good blonde Christian girl who is great wife material.

Even some of the more liberal dudes I know, if you talk to them in private about this stuff, they agree with it (and other tenets of the black pill) just won't say it publicly because the gawkerfication of our culture has made voicing such opinions to be "uncool." Even cucks surely know all this... Just that they're so desperate that they take what they can get like the pathetic bottom feeding scavengers that they are.
 
Grotesque said:
I need to sleep with at LEAST 25 girls before settling down.

I bet you're not far off.
 
Would you rather be one of the 25 men who fuck her, or the man who marries her after the 25 men fuck her
 
TheVman said:
Would you rather be one of the 25 men who fuck her, or the man who marries her after the 25 men fuck her

The man who marries her will get divorce-raped and will be visiting his children every fortnight.
 
None of those guys will be ugly incels of coarse.
Also I love how this count compares herself to the plight of Jesus and Ghandi
 
FACEandLMS said:
The man who marries her will get divorce-raped and will be visiting his children every fortnight.
The real issue here is that cunts like Amanda Ross know that they can take a million cocks and there will always be a reliable provider waiting for her.
 
Men over 30 should be obligated to join MGTOW. Fuck beta providing for vapid roasties once chad doesnt want them anymore, They should die alone tbh
 
Sexual indulgence, not even on such a scale as this, will never cease to repulse me. These are the writings of a hedonistic madwoman.
 
Genecel said:
There are men who buy women’s literal fecal matter. I’m sure she won’t have trouble finding a cuck.






I said men that aren't complete cucks. And she will forever be unhappy because that's all she can get.
 

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