>be in the third grade at a school assembly
>have to shit real bad, feeling ill and feverish
>we all get seated on the gym floor
>holy fuck Hugo the Hornet is here! (Charlotte Hornets’ NBA team mascot back when they
were the Charlotte Hornets)
>still have to shit so bad that I’m having cold sweats
>wearing gym shorts, no underwear (I had a phase in elementary school where I just didn’t
wear any, felt good man)
>Hugo the Hornet starts picking up kids and flipping them over in his hands and setting
them back down
>starting to feel dizzy from holding my shit
>see him walking my way
>he’s coming RIGHT FOR ME
>he picks me up and begins to flip me over
>he’s squeezing my gut
>as I’m upside down, diarrhea begins to fly out of my ass and out the leg of my shorts,
arcing through air gracefully
>start screaming
>gets all over Hugo and sprays all over other kids sitting in front of me, hear it plop on the
gym floor as well
>Hugo then drops me on my fucking head, into a pile of my own shit, hear him loudly say
“WHAT THE FUCK”
>Hugo takes off his head and reveals himself as a black man. He pukes on the floor.
>the music has stopped, the room is dead silent
>assume the fetal position
>covered in my own shit and can’t stop farting/shitting as I lay there
>start crying
>pass out
>wake up with someone carrying me out of the gym, holding me at distance
>the tiny breathable holes in my gym shorts work like a shit colander, leaking shit water
everywhere, leaving the hard bits in my shorts
>pass out again
From then on I was “The kid who shit on Hugo the Hornet”.
>have to shit real bad, feeling ill and feverish
>we all get seated on the gym floor
>holy fuck Hugo the Hornet is here! (Charlotte Hornets’ NBA team mascot back when they
were the Charlotte Hornets)
>still have to shit so bad that I’m having cold sweats
>wearing gym shorts, no underwear (I had a phase in elementary school where I just didn’t
wear any, felt good man)
>Hugo the Hornet starts picking up kids and flipping them over in his hands and setting
them back down
>starting to feel dizzy from holding my shit
>see him walking my way
>he’s coming RIGHT FOR ME
>he picks me up and begins to flip me over
>he’s squeezing my gut
>as I’m upside down, diarrhea begins to fly out of my ass and out the leg of my shorts,
arcing through air gracefully
>start screaming
>gets all over Hugo and sprays all over other kids sitting in front of me, hear it plop on the
gym floor as well
>Hugo then drops me on my fucking head, into a pile of my own shit, hear him loudly say
“WHAT THE FUCK”
>Hugo takes off his head and reveals himself as a black man. He pukes on the floor.
>the music has stopped, the room is dead silent
>assume the fetal position
>covered in my own shit and can’t stop farting/shitting as I lay there
>start crying
>pass out
>wake up with someone carrying me out of the gym, holding me at distance
>the tiny breathable holes in my gym shorts work like a shit colander, leaking shit water
everywhere, leaving the hard bits in my shorts
>pass out again
From then on I was “The kid who shit on Hugo the Hornet”.
Thanks, I had a good loaugh op
