Serious You finally get a date. Now what? You have nothing to offer.

[NEETAndTidy]

You're an incel for a reason. She may pretend to like you to seem nice.

But you know every word you utter is boring her more and more and more.

If she didnt intemd to just use you for a free dinner you can bet your ass thats her plan by the end of the date.

All youre doing is blueballing yourself by trying.
The daye will just be a horriffic mistake in her opinion the moment she sees you.

Nobody will ever love us.

 

[Deleted member 677]

Cope. Incels don't get dates.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Cope. Incels don't get dates.

>blind date
>misleading pictures on your end
>lying about your life

There are ways in theory.

 

[Rice Cel]

Hey btw does this cloth smell like chloroform?

Ok but in all seriousness how would you go about getting that date in the first place?

 

[Deleted member 1410]

>blind date
>misleading pictures on your end
>lying about your life

There are ways in theory.

blind dates are best when the girl actually is blind.

Hey btw does this cloth smell like chloroform?

truth.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

blind dates are best when the girl actually is blind.

I really think blind girls should consider dating incels. Theyd have a seeing eye bf and wed have gfs

 

[Deleted member 14490]

So true boyo

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Hey btw does this cloth smell like chloroform?

Ok but in all seriousness how would you go about getting that date in the first place?

Blind date, lying about your life/wealth, very misleading pictures

 

[Rice Cel]

>blind date
>misleading pictures on your end
>lying about your life

There are ways in theory.

This would guarantee you a 0% chance of success and a 100% chance of wasting your time

Blind date, lying about your life/wealth, very misleading pictures

Read above

 

[micropenis29]

Before women had rights, this is how most marriages played out. And they worked. Women settled. Sure, women were often "bored," but so were men. Life wasn't perfect, but it was good enough and everyone was reasonably happy.

Now men are expected to settle with less and less and women are given more and more ad infinitum, and the goalposts keep getting shifted further.

It's to the point now where we men are expected to settle for having no sex at all and having our money stolen out of our paychecks to fund the educations and upbringing of foids' retard children that Chad fathers and abandons.

 

[Villain]

chad's is such a good storyteller even when he's not saying anything

 

[NEETAndTidy]

This would guarantee you a 0% chance of success and a 100% chance of wasting your time

Read above

Im not saying it would work. Im saying it could get you a date as an incel.

 

[Deleted member 1410]

Before women had rights, this is how most marriages played out. And they worked. Women settled. Life wasn't perfect, but it was good enough and everyone was reasonably happy.

Now men are expected to settle with less and less and women are given more and more ad infinitum, and the goalposts keep getting shifted further and further to the point where we're now we're supposed to settle for having no sex at all and paying taxes to fund the educations and upbringing of foids' children that Chad fathers and abandons.

read Kojeve's End Of History unironically.

 

[Clock Tower]

If any of the words I uttered seemed like they bore her, then I would assume she is one stupid bitch. If I was good looking nothing would matter though. I could talk about bananas and she would still be interested.

 

[Rice Cel]

Im not saying it would work. Im saying it could get you a date as an incel.

Haha well yeah you can get a date. But you already said it yourself in the OP: nobody will ever love us

 

[NEETAndTidy]

If any of the words I uttered seemed like they bore her, then I would assume she is one stupid bitch. If I was good looking nothing would matter though. I could talk about bananas and she would still be interested.

Chad could literally talk about torturing little animals

 

[micropenis29]

read Kojeve's End Of History unironically.

Where can I find it?

 

[Deleted member 1410]

hold on most of his works are in French only and since I can't read French for shit, I'll find a copy. essentially he was a globalist Marxist-Leninist but had a very Schopenhauer-esque view on the end result. Scruton called him a sociopath.

 

[IHateMySelf]

I can show her how I play videogames

 

[Ritalincel]

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I can't find the pdf of it but this is a good cliff's notes

https://www.iep.utm.edu/kojeve/

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[micropenis29]

I can show her how I play videogames

I love how this is unequivocally interpreted as sarcasm even though there's no reason it needs to be.

Yet it undoubtedly is and always will be, simply because foids are so obviously and hopelessly obsessed with status above all else that there's no way in hell they could possibly have an authentic, genuine interest in something as uncorrelated with high status [gasp!] as video games. The fact that video games could indeed be extremely fun for foids doesn't even factor into the equation at all.

It's so fucking stupid but here we are. They're subhuman filth.

 

[Yungguy]

I've always had this fear because it seems that most foids have the ability to endlessly talk about literally nothing.

 

[SilentSoup]

If I got a date maybe I could just pretend like I'm someone else for long enough to sneak in a fuck!

Getting a date would mean that I successfully fooled a foid into thinking that I'm more than a subhuman wretch for a little bit. That's one step closer to ascending.

 

[Deleted member 1410]

I've always had this fear because it seems that most foids have the ability to endlessly talk about literally nothing.

something something wisdom

 

[StaroRavager]

If she didnt intemd to just use you for a free dinner you can bet your ass thats her plan by the end of the date.

JFL if you think I'd ever give anyone a free meal

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

true its over