
CircumcisedClown
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>Mid-70s married couple
>Retired
>Wife tries to cheat on her husband on the internet
>Gets scammed by some third-worlder
>Drains the checking account
>Runs up the credit card
>Takes out nearly $50k in payday loans (likely massive interest rates)
>Realizes her Nigerian Prince likely isn’t real
>Goes back to her husband
>He can’t divorce her because they’ll both be dead in 10 years anyways
>Going to couples therapy (lol, who gives a fuck, you’re basically dead)
>Have to go back to work
>Retirement over
This is called the American dream, kids. This is what boomers rant about being so fucking amazing. You have to get married and have kids, or else you’ll die alone. It’s much better to die with a retarded spouse that hates you, betrayed your trust, and chose a fictional Nigerian Prince over you.
The funniest part is basically every man in my family is in this exact situation (minus the scam part). They all got divorced raped by their spouses towards the end of their lives when they’re both old, ugly, and out of time. The woman would throw away the whole marriage and both their chances of retirement because of the promise of some penis from Facebook.
My uncle is mid 60s and busting ass to pay off his new mortgage (he bought 3 years ago) and set up his life for his new wife that married almost immediately after getting divorced. He will never retire.


>Boomers trying to use their lead-poisoned brains to think critically about literally anything.
