It's Over You can’t have shit in life

[PureImagination]

Today I helped a old lady cross the line

I accompanied a random old man all the way to his destination because he didn’t know where to go

I gave a dude 6ct in the supermarket so he wouldn’t have to put something back

I felt like a good person for once

On the same day I wanted to upgrade my pc, bought Amazon giftcards worth 300$ for new CPU. I type them in and order my Ryzen 9700x. After 5 minutes I get a notification that my order has been cancelled, I buy the CPU again and my order got cancelled again and again. I call Amazon service and they tell me my fucking account got suspended, I can’t access my money anymore and no one tells me what I can do.

I am a good person for once and shit like this immediately happens, This is the perfect example on why you should always say fuck you to the world, you give it your hand to shake and it rapes you in the Ass in return. I hope Jeff bezos gets skin cancer total richfag death

 

[PureImagination]

I got scammed by a fucking billionaire

 

[Biowaste Removal]

I never order from Amazon, fuck is wrong with you

 

[Scatius Deletus]

That old lady would've shamed on you when she was young

 

[SilverBullet]

That old lady would've shamed on you when she was young

 

[PureImagination]

I never order from Amazon, fuck is wrong with you

I don’t know how life works for you goatfuckers, but it’s normal in the west to buy stuff online so it gets delivered to you

 

[vigcookie_227oalgo]

I remember this day in highschool when I helped my headteacher carry some books to the library, I helped one of my classmates with their homework and I helped my friend open a window he couldn't reach

A few classes later and while I am half asleep in my desk this guy comes behind me and strangles me for no reason(mind you he did this at least 2 times before this happened), I retaliate by just trying to get him off and pinching him because I didn't want to do anything to this guy, I end up hitting my head because when my friend came and told us to stop I let my guard down and he was able to push me into a radiator where I hit the back of my head, everyone was recording and laughing, even the ones I helped with their homework a few hours ago

Life is so brutal and ridiculous that at some point you just start to laugh thinking about your misfortunes

 

[Biowaste Removal]

I don’t know how life works for you goatfuckers, but it’s normal in the west to buy stuff online so it gets delivered to you

I'm not even sand kek. I use ebay dumb fuck. Imagine buying overpriced shit just to have it repeatedly denied or something went wrong with your order, that's amazon in a nutshell.

 

[kaijicel]

some of us are too good for this demonic world

 

[aspiecel_11:11]

That old lady would've shamed on you when she was young

 

[Emba]

I got scammed by a fucking billionaire

And how exactly did you think they became billionaires in the first place?

 

[Emba]

I went to buy my airway medical stuff online and the stuff was quickly sold out from under me!

Ding ding! Out of stock!

I had to wait a few days before it was back in stock...

 

[Negroid Berber]

They usually suspend your gift card funds if you buy them online/with crypto
usually you can get them back by doing (((KYC)))

 

[VintageCarCoper]

I don’t know how life works for you goatfuckers, but it’s normal in the west to buy stuff online so it gets delivered to you

Don’t listen to them, Amazon is usually a fine place to buy shit. You just got cursed luck

 

[PureImagination]

They usually suspend your gift card funds if you buy them online/with crypto
usually you can get them back by doing (((KYC)))

Elaborate

 

[psyop]

The worst thing about Amazon’s the curry customer service that barely speak English keep you running in circles

 

[Friezacel]

No being good person for your face

 

[RechargedSamsung]

The worst thing about Amazon’s the curry customer service that barely speak English keep you running in circles

I remember i bought some shoes that got delivered but i think whoever the fuck delivered the shoes forgot to put that my things were delivered (mind shoes were like $130)

Anyways i call up customer service i asked the fucking pajeet who coukd barely speak a lick of English so instead of me speaking in my normal English i just mocked his accent and tokd me “shoe no deliver me need refund right now sar” went to the lrocess got a free pair of shoes and my money back lmao