You cannot live a fulfilling life without a big dick

[Total Imbecile]

Literally everyone here has a huge dick so so this topic doesnt get much coverage but having an enormous dick is so essential for your mental health

You can have everything in life but if you have a sub 6 inch dick its over, an at least 8 inch dick is pretty much a requirement for having a happy life, it cannot happen otherwise

Im so jealous of guys here who are able to catfish girls using male models and then use their own dick for dick pics, its truly fascinating to me

As a dickcel even if you get a girl by some miracle you wont be able to satisfy her and she will bail laughing and then tell all of her friends, if you have a 7+ inch dick you have no idea how good you have it

 

[Bagelcel]

Wait. How much of a dickcel are you?
Length x Girth?

 

[acnescarcel]

lol

 

[Total Imbecile]

Wait. How much of a dickcel are you?
Length x Girth?

Im honestly too ashamed to even share, thats why I always keep it vague

 

[Bagelcel]

Im honestly too ashamed to even share, thats why I always keep it vague

It's okay man, just go for it...
We're honestly not going to shame you for having a small dick, we're not insufferable foids.

 

[Total Imbecile]

It's okay man, just go for it...
We're honestly not going to shame you for having a small dick, we're not insufferable foids.

"Go ahead, share how small your dick is bro, make me feel better"
JFL, but for real I seriously cant, its defo below average tho and lets keep it at that

 

[Bagelcel]

"Go ahead, share how small your dick is bro, make me feel better"
JFL, but for real I seriously cant, its defo below average tho and lets keep it at that

It wont make me feel any better at all, it'll make me sad if anything lol
But i just see people on here saying they have small dicks but they really don't... at most theyre like only half an inch or an inch below average

 

[Incellectual]

It wont make me feel any better at all, it'll make me sad if anything lol
But i just see people on here saying they have small dicks but they really don't... at most theyre like only half an inch or an inch below average

as a guy with an ACTUALLY small dick its annoying how many incels act like "only" having a 5 inch dick means they have a tiny dick.

 

[Bagelcel]

as a guy with an ACTUALLY small dick its annoying how many incels act like "only" having a 5 inch dick means they have a tiny dick.

Yeah 5 inches would just put you on the lower end of average, i think it's perfectly palpable for a foid if you have a 5 inch dick.
OBVIOUSLY bigger is better, but imo 5 inches isn't a death sentence

 

[NEETAndTidy]

5.5 inch dick reporting in. No women would ever touch me

 

[bluecollarCEL]

Bro look at it like this: A man with a big dick can never experience deep throat from most girls.

The perfect dick is one that extends. 6 inch for deepthroat and 8-9 inches for pounding pussy.

 

[Incellectual]

Yeah 5 inches would just put you on the lower end of average, i think it's perfectly palpable for a foid if you have a 5 inch dick.
OBVIOUSLY bigger is better, but imo 5 inches isn't a death sentence

I think in order to say you have a small dick you have to be under 4.8 inches

 

[Weightcel]

Literally everyone here has a huge dick so so this topic doesnt get much coverage

...or people with big dicks are more likely to post about it.

 

[Bagelcel]

I think in order to say you have a small dick you have to be under 4.8 inches

i'd have to agree with you on that tbh, @Total Imbecile would you still consider yourself small using this metric?

 

[bluecollarCEL]

Call me crazy but I would rather be 5 inches with GIRTH than 7 inch needle dick.

 

[Total Imbecile]

i'd have to agree with you on that tbh, @Total Imbecile would you still consider yourself small using this metric?

I cant divulge any more info on my dick, youre making me stressed out right now, stop playing these games

I plead the fifth

...or people with big dicks are more likely to post about it.

There was a survey a week ago, most guys here are above average

 

[jet112]

your notion is scientifically false.

if incels have bad reproductive health, then it should be obvious they will develop smaller dicks